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ParentalPixelPanic

anger, BURGERS, cataract surgery, DAUGHTER, fake meat, family, grilling, holiday, impossible beef, judgmental, Laughter, mean trick, Meatloaf, MIX UP, mushroom burger, overreacting, ParentalPixelPanic, picky eater, taco meat, vacation, Vegetarian

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where impossible beef mysteriously disappears and causes family drama! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hiding fake meat from your loved ones and watching them unknowingly enjoy it in their meals. Our server is filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like the time Lizzie’s vegetarian burgers were swapped with mushroom burgers without anyone noticing.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – you may find yourself in a heated argument with your dad over the authenticity of your meat substitutes. So come join us for a wild ride of deception, laughter, and maybe even a few angry family members. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of meaty drama?

DiamondsAndDirt Minecraft SMP

beauty, Confidence, DiamondsAndDirt, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Femininity, feminism, gender equality, Girl Power, Identity, Inclusivity, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, resilience, self love, Self-expression, Sisterhood, smp, strength, WOMAN, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Well, on our Minecraft SMP, the best thing about being a woman is that you get a special power-up that allows you to tame all the creepers and make them your adorable pet minions. Imagine walking around with a squad of explosive friends following you everywhere, ready to defend you at a moment’s notice!

Not to mention, our SMP has a secret underground club where all the female players gather to plot world domination through building the most fabulous pink castles and organizing epic fashion shows with armor and diamond accessories.

So if you want to join a server where being a woman means having the coolest superpowers and being part of a fierce sisterhood, then come on over and join us! Who knew Minecraft could be so empowering and fabulous at the same time?

ChaosCraft: Vanishing Act

act, apocalyptic scenario, catastrophic consequences, catastrophic disappearance, catastrophic event, Chaos, ChaosCraft, Destruction, disappearing object, end of civilization., global catastrophe, global impact, Havoc, long term chaos, Mass Confusion, maximum chaos, MAYHEM, Pandemonium, society collapse, Vanishing, world, worldwide panic

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us and choose one object to make disappear forever all over the world. Want to see what happens when all the diamonds suddenly vanish? Or maybe you’re feeling mischievous and want to make all the creepers disappear, leaving players with nothing to fear (or explode)!

But be warned, the consequences of your choice will be wild and unpredictable. Imagine a world without pickaxes, where players have to mine with their bare hands like cavemen. Or a world without food, where everyone is constantly starving and resorting to cannibalism (yikes!).

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see what kind of chaos we can create together. Who knows, maybe you’ll go down in Minecraft history as the player who made all the chickens vanish, causing a worldwide poultry shortage. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

BelgorodCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Belgorod Oblast, BelgorodCraft, Border dispute, cross-border conflict, eastern europe, fierce fighting, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, military advance, military conflict, military operation, Minecraft, political tension, russia, Server, territorial incursion, ukraine russia conflict, Ukrainian forces, W&P

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	3773	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

come join our minecraft server where ukrainian forces are pushing into russia’s belgorod oblast but don’t worry, the only fighting here is over who gets the last diamond block! we’ve got more action than a creeper in a TNT factory and more fun than a pig riding a minecart. join us and be part of the most epic battle for resources and glory in the minecraft universe! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast – literally!

CruiseMissileCraft

Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, CruiseMissileCraft, Defense, defense budget, defense systems, eastern europe, F-16s, hundreds of miles away, long-range cruise missiles, Military, military capabilities, Missiles, nato, SECURITY, Targets, Technology, Ukraine, WARFARE, WEAPONRY

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	2884
Alien Abductions:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	334142
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

hey u, ya u reading this, u ever wanted to fly a f-16 in minecraft? well guess what, on our server u can do just that! we have long-range cruise missiles that can hit targets HUNDREDS of miles away, just like in real life! join now and become the ultimate pilot, taking out enemies from the sky like a boss. don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to dominate the skies and show off your mad flying skills. come join us and let the aerial battles begin!

ReproMasters: East & South Asians Unite!

Asians, biological traits, comparison, cultural beliefs, demographics, Diversity, east, east asians, ethnicity, Eugenics, genetics, human evolution, master race, northern Europeans, Population, race theory, Reproduction, ReproMasters, scientific fallacies, social constructs, South, South Asians, Stereotypes, Superiority, unite

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Potions Brewed:	69	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY, LIKE BETTER THAN A PUPPY RIDING A UNICORN INTO A RAINBOW! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THE MASTER RACE OF GAMERS, WE’RE LIKE THE OLYMPIC CHAMPIONS OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND SLAYING CREEPERS!

WE GOT MORE ASIANS AND SOUTHIES THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT, SO YOU KNOW WE’RE THE REAL DEAL. PLUS, OUR PLAYERS HAVE THE FERTILITY OF RABBITS, SO YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR ALL THE BABY GAMERS RUNNING AROUND.

COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF EPIC ADVENTURES AND INSANE SHENANIGANS. WE DON’T FOLLOW THE RULES, WE MAKE ‘EM AND THEN BREAK ‘EM LIKE A BOSS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

CubCursed [SMP] [Modded] {forge 1.20.1} {1.21 Backport} {RP optional} {Whitelist} A.K.A. CubCraft

1.20.1, a.k.a, AE2, alex’s caves, Backport, Community, core mods, create mod, CubCraft, CubCursed, Discord, Easy Villagers, experienced, farmers delight, Forge, Friendly, International, Iron’s spells, kitchen sink, Lightman’s Currency, Modded, Modpack, Optional, Roleplay, server starts, simple voice chat, smp, Whitelist, Yung’s Better Structures

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	176	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to CubCraft!
(Server starts this weekend)

CubCraft is a community in which we host a series of servers. These servers vary from large scale RP projects to smaller SMPs, like this one. This SMP will have a “Kitchen Sink” modpack which contains a bunch of fun mods without much correlation (a list of core mods can be found below). We have a varied community with a bunch of friendly people from all across the world with all sorts of interests. Some of our members are experienced roleplayers and as such, roleplay will be allowed/encouraged around the server, however do not feel obligated to join in if you do not want to.

Core Mods (not all mods are listed, just some of the larger ones): – Create Mod (+Addons) – Farmers Delight (+Addons) – 1.21 backport – Simple Voice Chat – Lightman’s Currency – AE2 – Alex’s Caves – Iron’s Spells – Easy Villagers – Yung’s better structures

Join the discord to get whitelisted once the server begins: https://discord.gg/grRjckSQ8c

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our discord through the link provided and get whitelisted once the server starts.
Is roleplaying mandatory?	Roleplaying is allowed and encouraged, but not mandatory. Feel free to join in or not based on your preferences.
What will the server modpack be?	The server will run a “Kitchen Sink” modpack with various fun mods that do not necessarily correlate. Some of the core mods are listed above.
Can I suggest mods for the server?	We welcome mod suggestions from our community. Feel free to suggest mods in our discord channel.

Onee-San’s High School Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Age gap romance, bittersweet, Coming of Age, emotional connection, explicit sex, forbidden love, good ending, Happy Ending, Heartwarming, HIGH, high school boy, love story, mature woman, Minecraft, onee san, OneeSans, relationship drama, romantic comedy, romantic tension, romcom, School, Server, sexual tension, teenage boy, unrequited love

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Star Shards Collected:	243
New Chunks Explored:	330487	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimension Hops:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Too bad they didn’t show any explicit sex”? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are twerking! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pork chop. Don’t miss out on our weekly “Build a house out of lava” competition, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, explicit sex is strictly prohibited (sorry, Steve).

PixelPoppin Minecraft SMP

black and white, BTFO, controversy, debate, Diversity, empowerment, equality, intersectionality, Lesbian, LGBTQ, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, pill, PixelPoppin, representation, response, smp, social media, tweet, validation, viral tweet, WOMAN

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of getting absolutely destroyed by a lesbian woman on Twitter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and show off your building skills to assert dominance over all! Plus, rumor has it that the lesbian woman herself plays on our server and she’s looking for some friendly competition. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under her mighty tweets? Join now and find out!

CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CouchPotatoCraft, family conflict, Fighting with mom, generational differences, guest etiquette, Minecraft, mom’s friend, online friendships, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy concerns, respecting boundaries, room sharing, Server, sibling support, sleeping in my bed, sleeping on couch, teenage struggles

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	7524

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft room with strangers? Join our server and never worry about random online friends taking over your space! We promise no one will storm into your virtual room and demand you clean it. Plus, we have plenty of virtual bathrooms for everyone, so no need to share your personal items with strangers. Join now and experience the ultimate virtual privacy! #NoRoommatesAllowed #MinecraftBoundaries