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Guideless Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

campaign view, Challenges, Chaos, confusion, discovery, enjoyment, figuring it out, Game Mechanics, game progression, gameplay, Improvement, learning curve, Learning process, Mastery, Minecraft, pixelated, progress, Server, skill development, skill-building, strategy, success, uncertainty, Understanding

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in Minecraft, not knowing what the heck you’re doing? Well, fear not, because on our server, chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing hysterically at the same time.

Our server is like a choose-your-own-adventure book on steroids – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, our world is a never-ending rollercoaster of wackiness.

So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Who needs a campaign view when you can have a front-row seat to the most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

arms sales, China, China-Taiwan relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, Government, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military intervention, Minecraft, opposition, political tension, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, U.S, united states, Withdrawal

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

so, like, u know what’s even more outrageous than u.s. arms sales to taiwan? joining our minecraft server, duh! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. it’s like a party in your computer screen, man. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. yeah, u heard me right. so come on, join our server and let’s show those taiwan arms sales who’s boss!

LegitCraft: Ukraine’s Call, Not Putin’s

Autonomy, Call, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, LegitCraft, legitimacy, national identity, Politics, presidential power, putin, Putins, self-determination, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, Ukraines, world affairs, Zelenskiy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.

BlockbusterBlunders

Analysis, BlockbusterBlunders, Characters, critical thinking, deep dive, favorite book, favorite movie, hidden meaning, Insight, Interpretation, Literary Analysis, Message, missed the point, misunderstanding, Overlooked, perspective, Plot, reevaluation, Reflection, storytelling, Themes

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Villages Defended:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

so, like, imagine if you could enter your fave book or movie but in MINECRAFT form. like, you could be chilling in hogwarts with steve from minecraft or fighting zombies with spiderman. this server is like a portal to all your fave stories but with a twist – everything is made out of blocks and you gotta mine for resources to survive. trust me, you’ve never experienced harry potter or avengers like this before. join now and let the madness begin!

CBNcraft: Sleepytime Server

Alternative Medicine, cannabinoid research, cannabinol, Cannabis, cannabis compound, cannabis effects on sleep, cbn, CBNcraft, insomnia treatment, medical cannabis, natural sleep aid, nighttime awakenings, placebo-controlled investigation, preliminary evidence, Server, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep improvement, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep study, Sleepytime, small dose

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	17

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like taking a small dose of cannabinol and entering a whole new world of adventure and fun!

our server is so lit that it will reduce all ur nighttime awakenings and sleep disturbances cuz u won’t be able to stop playing! it’s like a placebo-controlled investigation into the effects of pure awesomeness on ur gaming experience.

come join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs like never before. trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

ZillaSMP: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with more cannons and brews!

Brews, Cannons, Chest Shops, discord server, feudalistic, Game, gameplay guide, knighthoods, Lore, meets, Minecraft, proximity-based voice chat, real boats, Roleplay, tactical planning, Thrones, trade guilds, viking tribes, ZillaSMP, ZillaSMP Info channel

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics
ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)
ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.
As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP’s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features:

Different medieval faction types, like kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore, which is written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
An RPG mob leveling system based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

More Information:

To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide.

How to Join:

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.

FAQ:

1. Is ZillaSMP a modded server?

No, ZillaSMP does not require any mods to join. It is a vanilla Minecraft server with custom features and mechanics.

2. How do I choose a role in ZillaSMP?

Players are free to choose their own roles on ZillaSMP, such as knight, pirate, viking, lord, or any other medieval-themed role. Roles can also be selected through in-game interactions and roleplay.

3. Can I form my own kingdom in ZillaSMP?

Yes, players are able to establish their own kingdoms within the game, complete with land claims, hierarchy, and other medieval elements. This allows for player-driven politics, conflict, and alliances.

4. Are there specific rules for naval warfare in ZillaSMP?

While there are guidelines for naval combat, such as the use of cannons on boats and strategic planning, players have the freedom to engage in naval warfare as they see fit. Just remember to follow the server’s rules and guidelines for fair play.

5. How can I join ZillaSMP?

To join ZillaSMP, simply join the Discord server linked above and follow the instructions provided in the ZillaSMP Info channel. From there, you can connect to the server and start your medieval roleplay adventure.

LostCraft Minecraft Server

Curious, current, following, Guessing, Investigating, location, Lost, LostCraft, Minecraft, missing, Mystery, pondering, SEARCHING, Server, speculation, think.., Today, Tracking, unknown, where, whereabouts, whereabouts unknown, wondering

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	7874	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you questioning reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is like “Where do you think they are today?” Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Are you ready to dive into a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky? Join now and let the madness begin!

CoverBabyRape Minecraft Server

1991), album, baby, Band, child exploitation, controversy, cover, CoverBabyRape, dave grohl, explicit content, grunge, krist novoselic, kurt cobain, Minecraft, Music, Nevermind, nirvana, penis, rape, Rock, Server, shock value, touching

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Divine Spears Created:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a baby on the cover of a Nirvana album? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re touching the baby’s penis yourself! Join us for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a 90s grunge band. So come on, dive in and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget your swim trunks, things are about to get wet and wild!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

absurd buys, bizarre items, CraftyCraze, crazy purchases, extraordinary products, Minecraft, nonsensical purchases, odd buys, offbeat items, outlandish products, peculiar purchases, quirky items, ridiculous products, Server, shocking buys, strange purchases, surprising purchases, unbelievable items, unconventional buys, unique buys, unusual products, wacky products, weird products

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and fighting off an army of evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else! So why wait? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MineCraftMogul

abundance, Charity, Entrepreneurship, extravagant living, financial freedom, Generosity, giving back, indulgence, Investments, leisure, luxury, material possessions, MineCraftMogul, opulence, philanthropy, prosperity, self improvement, Social Impact, success, travel, wealth

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring old world where diamonds are just shiny rocks? Well, come join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing up your house!

On our server, you can build a mansion made entirely of gold blocks, ride on a flying pig to explore the vast lands, and even have a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks instead of fire.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away, and you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and live out your wildest dreams of being rich in a Minecraft world like no other!

CopenHitCraft

assault, Copenhagen, CopenHitCraft, crime, Danish PM, denmark, European, female politician, Government, Incident, investigation, law enforcement, leader, News, office statement, physical attack, Politics, Scandinavian, SECURITY, street assault, violence

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s so lit that even the danish prime minister got hit by some random dude in the streets of copenhagen! her office was like, “whaaat?!” but then they were like, “oh well, at least we got this bomb-ass minecraft server to play on.”

come join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventures ever. we got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns chillin’ in the forest, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers like to bust a move.

so, if you wanna be part of the danish PM-hittin’, dragon-fightin’, disco-dancin’ madness, then this is the minecraft server for you! come on, what are you waitin’ for? let’s do this!