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CashCraft Minecraft Server

CashCraft, Contentment, emotional well being, Financial Security, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Happiness, happiness and wealth, happiness research, happiness studies, joy, life satisfaction, luxury, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, money and happiness, prosperity, satisfaction, Server, success, wealth, wellbeing

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Do you wish you could just buy your way to happiness in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and experience the joy of throwing stacks of emeralds at your problems until they disappear. Who needs therapy when you can just buy your way to happiness in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the more money you spend on the server, the luckier your drops will be. So come on, join us and let the riches rain down upon you!

Pixelated Phoneless Life

Boredom, Communication, Digital Detox, disconnecting, face-to-face conversations, flip phones, handwritten letters, Human Connection, landlines, Life, life before technology, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, phone booths, Phoneless, pixelated, reading books, simpler times, Simplicity, Social Interaction, waiting in line, writing letters

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Remember the dark ages before smart phones? When we had to actually talk to people face to face and couldn’t just swipe left to ignore them? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to transport you back to those simpler times! No more distractions from endless notifications and social media drama, just good old-fashioned block building and creeper explosions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world without Google Maps to guide you to safety. Test your survival skills as you navigate through treacherous caves and battle hordes of zombies without the luxury of calling for backup with a quick text message.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or lead the rebellion against their oppressive rule? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So say goodbye to the digital age and hello to a world where the only apps you need are your trusty pickaxe and sword. Join us today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

LootocracyCraft

China, Chinese, Competition, Confidence, culture, economic growth, Economy, education, Government, income inequality, leadership, LootocracyCraft, Meritocracy, opportunity, Politics, social mobility, society, success, Surveys, trends, wealth

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1012	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	844531	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have chinese people losing confidence in meritocracy but gaining confidence in building epic virtual worlds! surveys show that our server is the key to greater wealth and success in the minecraft universe. we have crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. join now and become the next virtual tycoon on our server!

EarthBumpsCraft

Adventure, bumpy roads, EarthBumpsCraft, Exploration, highway, Journey, landscape, Nature, outdoors, road trip, road trip essentials, road trip playlist, road trip snacks, road trip vibes, scenic route, Transportation, travel, Travel Photography, travel quotes, uneven terrain, Wanderlust

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

come join dis server, where we make the earth EVEN AGAIN! we got magical tools dat flatten da land with just one click! no more trippin over random bumps in da road, we gotchu covered!

we even got a secret potion dat turns all da dirt into smooth concrete, so you can slide around like a penguin on ice! who needs roads when you got smooth concrete everywhere, amirite?

and if dat ain’t enough, we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds! yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! just hop on a pig and soar through da sky, collecting all da bling you can carry.

so come on down to da server where we make da earth even and pigs fly with diamonds! you won’t find a crazier place to play Minecraft, guaranteed!

BrainCrafters: Mapping Minds & Mining Memes

brain chemistry, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain imaging, brain mapping, brain structure, BrainCrafters, human brain, lipid analysis, lipid composition, lipid distribution, lipid metabolism, lipid profiling, lipidomics, lipids, Map, Mapping, Medical research, memes, Minds.., Mining, Neurological Research, neuroscience, researchers

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1714
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A BRAIN BUT BETTER CUZ WE GOT LIPIDS! JOIN US AND EXPLORE THE WACKY WORLD OF BRAIN LIPIDS IN MINECRAFT!

WE GOT LIPIDS FOR DAYS, FOLKS! YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF LIPIDS, RIDE A LIPID HORSE, OR EVEN FIGHT A LIPID DRAGON!

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A LIPID MASTER! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT LIPIDS, AMIRITE?

SO COME ON DOWN TO THE BRAIN LIPID SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

child abuse, court case, CraftyClassroom, crime, criminal charges, Exploitation, female teacher, investigation, Legal, Minecraft, misconduct, New Jersey, news article, predator, rape, scandal, School, Server, sexual assault, special education, teacher-student relationship, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about real life drama like a New Jersey teen forgetting about their predatory relationship with a special ed teacher!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual cult (but in a good way). Our server is so addictive, you’ll be pulling all-nighters like you’re cramming for a final exam.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that poor New Jersey teen).

DuckCraft Minecraft Server

22H2, 24H2, 3G, adsl, AI NPUs, apps, baby duck, DuckCraft, Internet Explorer, ipv4, LTSC versions, Minecraft, next generation, Non Chromium Edge, PC, Server, Targets, theory, turbo duck, windows 10, windows 11, windows 7, windows 8.1

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Buildings Constructed:	24
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being a baby duck stuck in the past with Windows 7 or 8.1? Well, come join our Minecraft server and upgrade to the next generation baby duck status with Windows 10 LTSC! But wait, there’s more – Windows 11 LTSC is on the horizon, taking you to a whole new level of duckiness!

But beware, the duck wave is coming for those without AI NPUs in their PCs. If you’re still using Internet Explorer or Non Chromium Edge, you’re a certified baby duck. And don’t even get us started on those turbo ducks still rocking IPv4, ADSL, or 3G.

Join our server now and level up your duck game before it’s too late! Who knew Minecraft could be so quack-tastic?

PixelPardon Minecraft Server

Accountability, AMERICANS, collusion, election manipulation, government corruption, investigative journalism, julian assange, mainstream media, Media, Minecraft, news coverage, Pardon, PixelPardon, political scandal, reddit, russian interference, Server, sworn testimony, transparency, trump, truth-seeking, us elections, Whistleblower

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Potions Brewed:	129
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Build your own crazy creations, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in our one-of-a-kind world.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Julian Assange himself has hidden a secret treasure on our server, and only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind Trump’s shady dealings and earn yourself a pardon in the process?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyDemocracy

authoritarian threat, authoritarianism, Censorship, Challenges, Corruption, CraftyDemocracy, Democracy, democracy advocacy, democracy protection, freedom, Global, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, India politics, International, Nations, Political, Protect Democracy, threat assessment, US group

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

u ever been on a minecraft server so lit that even the US group Protect Democracy is talkin bout it? yea, that’s right, we got the most lit server in all of minecraft land. we got mobs that do the cha cha slide, creepers that explode in confetti, and villagers that drop mad loot.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so epic that even the authoritarian threats in india are shakin in their boots. they know they can’t mess with us cuz we got the power of democracy on our side. join our server now and help us protect democracy, one block at a time.

so come on down to the craziest, wildest, most insane minecraft server you’ll ever see. join us and be a part of history in the making. cuz on this server, anything is possible. even peace in india.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, female gamers, Friends, Fun, Gaming, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Roleplaying, Server, Survival, survival mode, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Villages Defended:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

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