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  • DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

    DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 9958
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

    Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

    Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

    NoRegretsMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 1624
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Ores Mined: 6805 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

    CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 5694
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Postgame Life 25

    Postgame Life 25
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 5671
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4278 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

    we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Fair Play Minecraft Server

    Fair Play Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 9620
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Votes: 7308
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with pesky racists and looking for a server where you can unleash your inner warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a mission to invade the US and squash those god damn racists once and for all. And hey, if things get out of hand, we might even nuke them – because why not? With France and the UK on our side, we’re unstoppable!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us in the ultimate battle for justice and watch as Europe and the jews reign supreme. And who knows, maybe a clueless general will accidentally admit to killing the wrong enemy in a hilarious interview. It’s all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button, right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

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  • Dynamite Episodes Minecraft SMP

    Dynamite Episodes Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 1094
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Towns Built: 5
    Crops Grown: 2903 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ores Mined: 924 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Chimeras Created: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh boy, let me tell you about the last 260 episodes of Dynamite on our Minecraft SMP server! So basically, there was a massive battle between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens armed with TNT cannons. It was chaos, but also hilarious to watch.

    Then, there was a whole episode dedicated to building a roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano. It was like a thrill ride from hell, but everyone survived somehow.

    Oh, and don’t even get me started on the episode where someone accidentally turned all the villagers into zombies and chaos ensued. It was like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with blocky graphics.

    So if you want to join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis, then come on over! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra armor and potions, you’re gonna need them.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AlienInvasion Minecraft SMP

    AlienInvasion Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 8983
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 427 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
    Chimeras Created: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where aliens roam free and chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you dare, as we explore the terrifying possibilities of aliens invading our world. From abductions to intergalactic battles, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground alien base, where players can uncover mysterious artifacts and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this otherworldly realm?

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky journey through the cosmos, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the ultimate alien invasion experience!

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  • FriendshipSecrets

    FriendshipSecrets
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 6858
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Farms Harvested: 124 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Gods Slained: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and uncover the juiciest secrets about your fellow players after years of friendship. Who knew that Steve was actually a secret llama in disguise all along? Or that Alex has been hoarding diamonds in a secret underground bunker for years?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to photobomb players’ selfies and steal their loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to prank unsuspecting players.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, laughs, and epic adventures, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

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  • HamasCraft: UnrwaUnaware

    HamasCraft: UnrwaUnaware
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 5349
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Magic Items Found: 7144
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 234
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like, totally off the hook, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell you a little story.

    once upon a time, there was this dude who joined our server and he found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. he used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that was terrorizing the land. after he won, the chicken boss turned into a disco ball and started dancing to dubstep. true story, bro.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s pretty epic. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

    so come join us, dude. you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe you should stay away. but seriously, join us. it’s gonna be a blast.

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  • Lettuce Infect-o-Meter

    Lettuce Infect-o-Meter
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 2252
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Enchantments Applied: 257
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yeah u, do u like lettuce? well then u gotta join our amazin minecraft server cuz we got dutch researchers who can monitor infections in lettuce in REAL-TIME. no need to destroy them, just come play on our server and watch the lettuce drama unfold. trust me, it’s wilder than a creeper explosion. so what r u waiting for? join now and lettuce have some fun!

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