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Whispering Woods 1.20.5

1.20.5, alone, awkward, Discreet, Embarrassing moment, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Fap, funny, hidden, m&a, Masturbation, noise, Personal, privacy, Quiet, room, Secrets, self pleasure, shame, tfw, whispering, Woods

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2839
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you can build the most epic bases to hide your fapping noises from your mom! She won’t hear a thing when you’re mining for diamonds or battling creepers. It’s like a secret fap fortress, but with blocks and stuff. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and keep your fapping game strong!

CraftyMomma’sNarcB*tchPalace

aita, Arguing, Attention, Btch, Calling, Confidence, CraftyMommasNarcBtchPalace, EMBARRASSING, family, husband, love, Mother, Narcissistic, passing out, Proposal, REVEALING, Scene, Understanding, Vows, Wedding, white dress

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Votes:	5256
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	198

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like calling your mom a narcissistic b*tch! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Reasons to join: – Need to escape from family drama? We got you covered! – Build your dream wedding without any interfering mothers-in-law in revealing white dresses. – Security guards will escort any troublemakers out, so you can focus on having a good time.

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wacky world of Minecraft!

PixelLifeUnscathed

Adversity, Authenticity, Challenges, Character, Hardship, humble beginnings, Integrity, life experiences, non-privileged, perseverance, personal growth, PixelLifeUnscathed, resilience, self-made, Simplicity, Struggle, success without privilege, undamaged life, underprivileged, VALUES, Working class

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Animals Bred:	51
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of boring, uneventful lives? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where chaos reigns supreme! Our players have survived creeper explosions, fallen into lava pits, and even been chased by a pack of angry wolves. If you’re looking for a sign of a truly undamaged life, look no further than the battle scars earned on our server. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

CraftyPhysicsFun

ACADEMIC, Advancements, Analysis, China, collaboration, Competition, CraftyPhysicsFun, data, distant rival, Global, innovation, Leading, Nature Index, physics research, publications, rankings, research, Science, Technology, trends, US

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we do science stuff like china but better than US cuz they are like so far away lol. we do crazy physics experiments like making pigs fly and turning diamonds into cheeseburgers. u gotta join us cuz we are the real geniuses in minecraft land. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s do some physics and stuff together!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

CLOSET, Community, Discord, fictional world, Janitors, Lore, Minecraft, Nation building, player made, Roleplay, Server, smp, Worldbuilding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Janitor’s Closet
Type	Roleplay-Worldbuilding
Focus	Fictional world creation, culture and nation building
Rules	Join Discord, fill out application, follow server rules
Links	Discord, Wiki

FAQs

1. What is the Janitor’s Closet server about?

The server focuses on roleplay and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own fictional world, cultures, and nations.

2. Are there specific build themes or styles required?

There isn’t a specific build theme, but all builds should have a lore-based reason. Huge scale and megabuilds are not allowed.

3. How can I join the server?

Join the Discord server and fill out an application after reading the rules to join the community.

4. Are there restrictions on culture and religions?

Culture and religions are player-made, allowing players to develop their own unique aspects. Players can join existing cultures as well.

Envy Lick’d Ashore 1.20.2

1.20.2, adventurous partners, ASHORE, ass licking, bedroom activities, cheek clapping, dirty talk, envy, explicit content, exploring boundaries, intimate details, intimate moments, Jealousy, jealousy in relationships, kinky fantasies, lickd, naughty behavior, open communication, relationship boundaries, sexual acts, sexual jealousy, sexual satisfaction, taboo desires, taboo pleasures

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz it’s like licking ass and clapping cheeks at the same time!

Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, that’s what this server is like.

You’ll be mining diamonds one minute and riding a llama into battle the next. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.

Plus, the community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world, all united in their love for building epic structures and trolling each other with TNT.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate mindfuck of a Minecraft server. You won’t regret it…probably.

MineCraftMoolahMadness

Boundaries, carpooling, Classes, Communication, Economy, Expenses, finances, financial strain, free rides, Friend, gas money, INCONVENIENCE, insurance, MineCraftMoolahMadness, part time, schedules, subtle hints, time consuming, Time management, Transportation, University

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Are you tired of being a chauffeur for your friend without getting any gas money in return? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about giving anyone free rides! Join us and escape the real world where you’re stuck driving back and forth for hours on end.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive around without ever having to worry about gas money or wasting your precious time. Plus, you can even create a gas station and charge your friend an outrageous amount for a refill – take that, economy!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave your real-life transportation woes behind. Who needs a ride when you can drive a pixelated car in the virtual world? Let’s race to the finish line and leave your friend in the dust – both in-game and in real life!

Aethro

Aethro, apply, Campaigns, Community, Creators, Events, Gaming, LGBTQ, Listings, Management, Marketing, Minecraft, Outreach, paid roles, Partners, platform management, Promotion, Server, smp, volunteer

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8511
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Aethro Server Overview

Position	Description
Gaming Server Staff	Organize events, promote the server, prevent cheating, and foster a positive environment
Marketing Team	Create content, run marketing campaigns, and build relationships with partners
Listing Staff	Update server listings, assist owners, and ensure accurate descriptions

Why Join Us?

Be part of a welcoming, LGBTQ+-friendly community
Gain experience in gaming, marketing, and platform management
Help shape a growing company and its projects

Please Note: These positions are volunteer-based, but they have the potential to become paid roles as Aethro grows!

Ready to be part of something great? Visit https://aethro.net/apply

FAQ

Q: Are these positions paid?

A: These positions are currently volunteer-based, but have the potential to become paid roles as Aethro grows.

Q: Is there age requirement to join?

A: There is no specific age requirement, as long as you are capable of fulfilling the responsibilities of the position you are applying for.

Q: Can I apply for multiple positions?

A: Yes, you can apply for multiple positions based on your skills and interests.

Q: How will I be notified if I am selected?

A: Aethro will contact you through the provided contact information on your application form.

Chum Buds Adventure 1.21.2

1.21.2, 6 more days, act fast, Adventure, buds, Chum, chumbuds, countdown, disappearing act, disappearing soon, don’t miss out, don’t wait, final countdown, fleeting chance, fleeting opportunity, hurry up, last chance, limited availability, limited time, make it count, seize the moment, time is ticking., time running out, vanishing act

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Potions Brewed:	64
Buildings Constructed:	49	Falling into the Void:	2

Yo, listen up you potato-loving gamers! Only 6 days left until this epic Minecraft server vanishes like my will to live after a creeper explosion! Join us now before it’s too late and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and getting wrecked by skeletons at every turn!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and chaos! You’ll meet fellow players who are just as deranged as you are, embark on quests that will make you question your sanity, and maybe even find a diamond or two if you’re lucky (or just steal them from someone else, we won’t judge)!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the ride of your life! But remember, time is running out faster than a creeper chasing after your sorry behind, so join now or forever hold your peace (and miss out on all the craziness)! See you on the other side, chumbuds!

CheaterCraft: Ex-Files Explosion

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, camping festival, CheaterCraft, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, cousin, Evidence, ex girlfriend, ExFiles, explosion, family, Honesty, husband, Infidelity, lying.., relationship, Revenge, scandal, Screenshots, Trust

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386

Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual world without the fear of getting cheated on by your ex. Plus, we have a special feature where you can send screenshots of your creations to your ex’s new partner in the game and watch the chaos unfold.

So why wait? Join now and let the virtual fun begin! Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. 😉