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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3434 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 216 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 954 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!