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AnarchyCraft: Where Mods are MIA and Chaos Reigns Supreme!

3dpd women, A, AnarchyCraft, Anime, autist, ban evading, Chaos, Decline, generals board, MIA, Mods, Off topic, r9k, REIGNS, SHONEN, SUPREME, translator drama, Twitter threads

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Farms Harvested:	553	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring, drama-filled Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Our mods have completely given up trying to control the chaos, so you can expect pure anarchy and hilarity at every turn.

Join us and witness the culture of our server, where Twitter threads are the norm, translator drama is the main event, and there are more threads about cancerous shonen than you can count. But wait, there’s more! We even have ban-evading autists posting thinly veiled /r9k/ threads about 3dpd women on our server, and they somehow manage to stay undeleted. It’s like a circus, but with Minecraft blocks!

So, why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the insanity. Who knows, maybe we’ll even create an anime generals board just for the heck of it. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Minecraft Mania: The Land of Lazy Gamers

always sleepy, Burnout, Chronic fatigue, constant tiredness, exhausted, FATIGUE, feeling drained, Gamers, lack of motivation, Land, Lazy, low energy, Mania, Minecraft, need caffeine, need rest, never enough sleep, overworked, perpetual exhaustion, running on empty, sleep deprivation, sleepless nights, struggling to stay awake, too tired to function, worn out

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, you won’t even have time to be tired! Join us and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Or how about mining for diamonds while riding a flying pig? And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to dubstep music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to being tired all the time, because here, the fun never stops!

Crafty Canucks & Muricans – Land of the Maple Syrup, Burgers, and Tacos!

196005533, BURGERS, Canada, Canucks, Crafty, Cum, Edition, funny looking squirrel, Land, Maple, mexico, Muricans, previous, Syrup, Tacos, Usa

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Towns Built:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Magic Items Found:	6642	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is filled with funny looking squirrels that will keep you entertained for hours on end! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where squirrels rule the land and you must prove yourself worthy to join their ranks. From squirrel racing competitions to squirrel fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest squirrel-filled adventure of your life!

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, blocky, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shenanigans, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a herd of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more excitement than a chicken discovering a diamond!

Join us and play alongside our zany cast of characters, like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can build a castle faster than you can say “redstone.” Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine for diamonds blindfolded while riding a pig?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, where the trees are made of emeralds and the rivers flow with lava. And don’t forget about Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink!

Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget that you’re supposed to be building a house!

WeekendWarriorCraft – Where gaming is the only weekend plan you need!

console, Digital, Entertainment, escapism, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, interactive gameplay, leisure, mobile, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Plan, Relaxation, screen time, Single player, Technology, video games, virtual worlds, weekend, WeekendWarriorCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly villagers who will teach you how to build a house out of nothing but cake and marshmallows. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made entirely of emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Giant Kittens, where you can frolic and play to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and prepare for the most epic gaming weekend of your life!

Crafty Creeper Clan: Where Even the Jewish Pawns Have Fun!

anti-semitism, belief system, Clan, Conspiracy Theory, Crafty, creeper, cultural influence, discrimination, Fun, historical context, Identity, Jewish, Manipulation, minority group, pawn, pawns, Politics, power dynamics, prejudice, Propaganda, Religion, scapegoating, social control, Stereotypes, victimization

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to uncover the mystery of why Steve is actually a Jewish pawn in a secret conspiracy involving diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. Will you be able to unravel the truth and save the world from certain doom? Or will you get distracted by our adorable pet creepers and spend hours trying to tame them?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who commands an army of clucking minions to do his bidding. Will you be able to defeat him in a fierce battle for control of the coop, or will you end up joining his flock and becoming a loyal subject?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Dragon’s LOLma Craft: Where Dragons Roam and LOLs are Served!

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Craft, Creative bankruptcy, dd2, ddg, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, LOLma, lols, op, patch notes, Pawn Sheet, pawnguild, pawns, Recycled, roam, served, Skills, Steam, survey, Wiki

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	New Chunks Explored:	622376
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6283

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with recycled content and creatively bankrupt ideas that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so outrageous that even Capcom themselves have taken notice. That’s right, we’re the official Capcom Survey server for all things Minecraft related. Patch notes? We’ve got ’em. DD2 Steam page? You betcha. And don’t even get us started on the DD2 Pawns/Character Creator Archiver – it’s a game-changer.

Need a break from all the chaos? Check out our Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Core Skills, and Augments spreadsheet for some light reading. And if you’re looking to hire a pawn, just ask in the thread and visit our up-to-date pawn database at pawnguild.xyz.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just come out of it with a new appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

CraftyCraft: Where even Iran and /r9k/ find help in building blocks!

activism, anti-semitism, blocks, building, community support, Conflict, conspiracy theories, CraftyCraft, discrimination, Find, Global Issues, Hate Speech, Help, ideas, iran, Jews, marginalized groups, MIDDLE EAST, online forum, Politics, prejudice, r9k, social justice, Suffering

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	259

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner conspiracy theorist? Look no further! Join our server where we believe the Jews are behind all of our problems and it’s time to take matters into our own hands. But don’t worry, we also have epic PvP battles, crazy parkour courses, and even a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, join us and let’s show those sneaky Jews who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Block Titans: Attack on Steve

Anime, Armin Arlert, Attack, attack on titan, BLOCK, Eldians, eren yeager, Gabi, Happy Birthday, Historia Reiss, Jean Kirstein, levi ackerman, Manga, marley, Mikasa Ackerman, paradis island, Reiner Braun, Sasha Blouse, Shingeki no Kyojin, steve, Survey Corps, titans, warrior

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Gabi. Legend has it that Gabi once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. And on her birthday, the entire server threw her a party so lit, even the Ender Dragon showed up to join the fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and talking sheep that give out free enchanted gear. Plus, every time you log in, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with the Minecraft theme song.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Happy Birthday Gabi, and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

SpoontangCraft: Year of the LOLZ 2024!

2024.., anticipation, Calendar, celebration, countdown, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Festivities, Fun, Future, lolz, New Year, Party, Plans, predictions, Preparations, Ready, social gatherings, SpoontangCraft, trends, Upcoming Events, year, YEAR OF THE SPOONTANG

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	534	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4814

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Year of the Spoontang 2024 is in full swing! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that deep within the pixelated world of Minecraft, there lies a magical land where spoons and tang go hand in hand. Yes, you heard that right – spoons and tang, the ultimate power couple of the gaming universe. And in the Year of the Spoontang 2024, their reign is stronger than ever.

Join our server and witness the epic battles between the Spoon Knights and the Tang Wizards as they fight for control of the enchanted spoontang mines. Will you choose to align yourself with the noble Spoon Knights, who wield their trusty spoons with precision and grace? Or will you join forces with the mischievous Tang Wizards, who harness the power of tang to cast spells and brew potions?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Spoon of Destiny, a mystical artifact said to grant its wielder untold powers. Will you be the one to claim the Spoon of Destiny and become the ultimate ruler of the spoontang realm?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in the Year of the Spoontang 2024! Trust us, you won’t regret it.