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ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

Boycott, boycott USA, Canada, Canadian boycott, CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global boycott, global market, Imports, international relations, international trade, Politics, sanctions, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, USA goods, world

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Average, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, response, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Alien Abductions:	5

lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

Cancer, cells, Diagnosis, electrify, growth, health, innovation, Medical, metastasis, nerves, neurology, oncology, research, Science, Spark, spread, stomach, stomach cancer, Symptoms, Technology, Treatment, tumors

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	278
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

SkyNectar

Casino, CHIPS, Classes, Collectibles, Cosmetics, customnpcs, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Fishing, Furniture, Keys, leaderboard, Minions, MVP+ rank, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SkyNectar, website integration

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

SkyNectar

SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

Features
Full discord integration
Integration with personal website

Early Adopters

I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

Server Links

I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
View a list of all players and their stats here
You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.

Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Cumming, face, Quest

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Mines Excavated:	3650	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

DadCraft Dropout

Asshole, Business, Communication Issues, Condo, DadCraft, demanding, dropout, Expectations, family dynamics, father in-law, financial support, fuming, high and dry, high demand, husband, Job, LEAVING, Quitting, Rent, special treatment, Unhappy, work conflict

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

american democracy, authoritarianism, current events, Democracy, executive branch, feelings, Government, leadership, Messaging, Minecraft, MonarchMania, Monarchy, opinion, Political Climate, political messaging, power dynamics, president, presidential behavior, public perception, smp, united states, us politics, White House

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

And get this, our president in the game is actually a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s basically a Minecraft monarch, ruling over the land with a diamond scepter and a crown made of emeralds.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! 🤪🎮 #BlockParty2021

CraftyFiredGrocerySavings

business strategy, company profitability, consumer prices, corporate restructuring, cost management, cost reduction, Cost savings, CraftyFiredGrocerySavings, downsizing, economic impact, employee termination, financial decisions, firing, grocery prices, job cuts, labor expenses, Layoffs, market competition, supply chain, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where firing people left and right is the key to lowering grocery prices! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a quest to make the most ridiculous economic decisions in the virtual world.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and wacky adventures, like firing entire villages of villagers just to see if it affects the price of bread. Who knew that unemployment could be so hilarious?

But that’s not all! We also have a mini-game where you can play as a corporate CEO and compete against other players to see who can make the most absurd decisions to save money. Will you fire your entire staff just to cut costs on office supplies? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and prepare to laugh your way through the most nonsensical economic theories you’ve ever heard. Who knew that firing people could be so entertaining?