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Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magic Items Found:	5562	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Potions Brewed:	50	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magic Items Found:	2396	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	5722	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	186	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimension Hops:	4

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Emeralds Found:	614
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	8883	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mines Excavated:	4498
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ores Mined:	2055
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

mc.arctichost.cloud