Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where simping is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! That’s right, we’re looking for someone to simp for and give us purpose in this crazy blocky world.
Whether you’re a guy, gal, or even a blocky creature, we don’t discriminate! Just bring your best simping skills and get ready to have a blast with us. Who knows, you might just find your perfect simp partner and embark on epic adventures together.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the simping begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us if you want to build a world where strong-jawed women reign supreme – because let’s face it, if you’re into that, you’re probably a secret homo sapien! Our server is home to the most feminine women in all of Minecraft, making it the ultimate choice for any heterosexual player out there.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way through our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for a blocky beauty with a jawline sharper than a diamond sword!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a twerking creeper! Can you imagine the hilarity that ensued?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs that will groove to any song you play. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow through the sky.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us for a wild ride as you embark on epic quests to find the best spots to showcase Joanna’s beauty. Build intricate structures to frame her in the perfect light, or go on a treasure hunt to uncover hidden gems of Joanna’s collection.
But beware, there are rumors of a secret society dedicated to protecting Joanna’s honor. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim your place as the ultimate Joanna enthusiast?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!
On our server, we have a secret potion called the “Fabulous Elixir” that only East Asian players can drink. This potion not only gives them a flawless complexion and silky hair, but also enhances their feminine features while maintaining their manly charm.
But beware, if players from other races try to drink the potion, they will turn into fabulous unicorns with rainbow sparkles shooting out of their eyes! So if you want to unlock the mystery of East Asian masculinity and femininity, join our server now and embark on a magical journey filled with glitter, rainbows, and fabulousness!
But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got flying pigs that shoot bacon out of their snouts, gravity-defying chickens that lay diamond eggs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best moves to dubstep music.
Oh, and did we mention the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of our server? Rumor has it that if you can defeat the giant zombie boss guarding it, you’ll be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Yeah, you heard me. Mountains.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
Forget about Green Cards, on this server, all that matters is your ability to conquer the Minecraft world and maybe even find love along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wildest adventures this side of the virtual world!
| Difficulty | Playing Style | Region | Age Requirement | Application | Members |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Normal/Hard | Similar to Hermitcraft | NA | 21+ | Required | 5 (Looking for 10-12) |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PVP allowed? | Only in a dedicated arena or with player consent |
| Are cheats allowed? | No, cheats are not allowed |
| Is griefing/cheating/duping allowed? | No, all of these are strictly prohibited |
| Is voice chat required? | No, but it is encouraged |
| How many members are you looking for? | Around 10-12 people |
| What kind of world will be created? | We will have a shopping district, nether hubs, and more big builds and events in the future |
| How can I join? | Complete the application form and join the required Discord |
| What if I can’t be active all the time? | Let us know if you’ll be inactive or won’t be playing anymore |
> Escape your anti-vaxxer dad and live your best life in our virtual world!
> No more being sheltered, come build your dream world with us!
> No need for a car, just hop on our server and explore endless possibilities!
> Take revenge on your sister by outbuilding her in Minecraft!
> Experience the thrill of freedom and creativity like never before!
> Build your own card place or make up place, the choice is yours!
> Don’t let anyone hold you back, join our server and let your imagination run wild!
Join us and experience a world where you can declare your disinterest in taking care of anything, just like this OP’s MIL’s dog. We won’t judge you for not wanting to walk your virtual dog or pet it lovingly – in fact, we encourage it!
Our server is the perfect place for those who find the idea of responsibility disgusting and want to escape the pressures of everyday life. So come on in and let your phobias run wild – we promise not to judge, just like this OP’s BF should have done!
But the real reason you need to join is because of the crime scenes. Yeah, you heard me right. There’s this one crime scene that I saw that I just can’t forget. It was like a murder mystery but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And the best part is, we get to solve the crimes ourselves! It’s like being a detective in a world made of blocks.
So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unlimited cake. Who doesn’t love cake?
| Server Specs | 64 Gigabytes of RAM, AMD Ryzen 9 7900X CPU, 2 TB SSD STORAGE |
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We don’t have time for drama queens, we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons.
Join us if you’re ready to leave the PMS behind and enter a world where the only thing flowing is creativity and fun.
Periods are for grammar, not for players on our server. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together, sans the hormonal meltdowns.
Picture this: you’re planning a virtual salad for dinner, only to log on and find that your in-game partner has already eaten all the ingredients straight from the virtual fridge. And don’t even get us started on the pizza drama – will you be left with a few virtual slices while your partner hogs the virtual meat-heavy pie?
But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of fighting over virtual grilled cheese and soup, all while trying to set boundaries and compromises with your fellow players. Will you be accused of being “food aggressive” or controlling, or will you come out on top as the ultimate food warrior?
Join our server now and immerse yourself in the chaos of food-related drama, disrespect, and overwhelming arguments. It’s not about the money, it’s about the sheer absurdity of it all. So grab your virtual fork and knife, and get ready to feast on the most outrageous food fights in Minecraft history!
