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OnlyFansCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of struggling to pay for college and bills while your parents go on luxurious vacations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Build your dream mansion with all the designer clothes and shoes you desire, no judgment here! Plus, you can earn virtual money without resorting to starting an only fans account. Leave the real world behind and join us for a wild adventure filled with fun and laughter. Who needs financial aid when you have a virtual paradise waiting for you? So come on, join us and let’s build a world where parents can’t lecture you for living your best life!

GrudgeCraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Star Shards Collected:	275
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19

Are you still salty about that time a creeper blew up your diamond castle on our Minecraft SMP? Well, join us and get your revenge by pranking your friends with exploding sheep and hidden lava traps! We promise you’ll never run out of ways to get back at your fellow players for stealing your precious resources or accidentally hitting you with a pickaxe. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and let the grudges flow like water in a never-ending river of chaos and fun!

CraftyMysteryLand

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and logical? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of weirdness and wackiness! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle or mine diamonds with a spoon.

Our players have reported encountering mysterious floating llamas, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. You never know what bizarre adventure awaits you around every corner.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected, then join our server today! Who knows, you might just stumble upon the answer to that weird experience you’ve been searching for.

CraftyComrades

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	194
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3438	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russia is too busy playing to join peace summits! we have vodka flowing like rivers and bears riding minecarts! join now for a chance to build a communist utopia or start a capitalist empire! who needs peace when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about! come join the chaos and fun!

ML Network

Bedwars, KitPvP, Mini Games, MMORPG Role-playing Sandbox Adventure Online Multiplayer Fantasy Survival Creative Building Exploration Minigames Economy PvP PvE Quests Mods Customization Virtual World Open-world, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Dragon Eggs Found:	4921
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5000
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

ML Network is a cutting-edge Minecraft server platform that boasts a rich portfolio of captivating game modes, including Survival, Skyblock, Oneblock, TNT Run, PvP, Bedwars, Parkour, Murder Mystery, Hub PvP, Skywars, and TNT Tag, ensuring a thrilling adventure for players of all skill levels.

Every minecraft players – Java + Bedrock + Crack + Premium can play here

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MineAdventures

Community Events, Friendly Combat, hardcore mode, Hostile Combat, No Hand-Holding, one life, Player Trading, player-driven economy, procedural generation, pure Minecraft experience, PvP, Quick Thinking, Randomly Generated World, relationships, reputation, Resourcefulness, Server Events, Survival, Thriving Community, Vanilla, Will to survive

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Endless Night Skies:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Description: Embark on a perilous journey in our hardcore Minecraft survival server. This unforgiving world demands resourcefulness, quick thinking, and a strong will to survive. With no hand-holding or modern conveniences, you’ll be thrown into a world where every decision matters.

Key Features:

Vanilla Experience: Experience the pure, unadulterated Minecraft experience. No mods or plugins to interfere with the core gameplay. Hardcore Mode: Test your mettle against the ultimate challenge. One life, no respawns. Every death is permanent. Player-Driven Economy: Trade resources, items, and services with other players to build a thriving community. PvP: Engage in friendly or hostile combat with other players, but be mindful of the consequences. Your reputation and relationships can have a significant impact on your survival. Community Events: Participate in server-wide events and challenges for unique rewards and experiences. Join forces with other players to overcome obstacles and achieve common goals. Procedural Generation: Explore a vast, randomly generated world filled with endless possibilities. Discover hidden treasures, conquer dangerous biomes, and build your own unique empire. Join us for a truly authentic Minecraft adventure!

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Welcome to Avalon SMP, where you can slay RAID Bosses, craft custom items, and explore Space Travel for the past 9 years!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Animals Bred:	90
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Falling into the Void:	1

Minecraft Server: Avalon RPG

Overview

Server Trailer	Watch here
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Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own and uncover Avalon’s secrets to conquer the Great Evil.

Avalon is an MMO RPG in its purest form with elements from Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 chapters of storyline, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses
Dungeons, Custom Skills, Magic Spells, Armor & Weapons
Co-operative Towny environment, Silk Touch Spawners, Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Capture mobs/animals and level them up
Global Market system and Auctions

Server Rules

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join a kingdom in Avalon?	Yes, you can join a kingdom or create your own.
Are there daily loot drops in the server?	Yes, there are daily loot drops from 14 final bosses.
What are the server rules?	The server rules include no griefing, stealing, scamming, being respectful, ethical, and using common sense.

I’m Not Useless Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8177	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ores Mined:	4455
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of being called useless? Join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in building, crafting, and surviving! We have a special plugin that rewards players for scrolling through the server’s main page for 8 hours straight – think of all the virtual pennies you’ll earn! Plus, rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg himself plays on our server and he’s always looking for new recruits to help him build his pixelated empire. So come on, join us and prove that you’re not useless after all!

Here Is Your Batmobile Bro – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we don’t ride horses, we ride batmobiles! That’s right, forget about boring old horses, we’ve got sleek, high-speed batmobiles to zoom around in style.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have endless riches and power in the server.

Oh, and did I mention our annual Creeper Fashion Show? That’s right, dress up your creepers in the most stylish outfits and strut your stuff on the catwalk for a chance to win rare items and bragging rights.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride batmobiles, befriend a Diamond Chicken, and show off your creeper fashion sense all in one place? Join now and let the insanity begin!

SassySILvsBrotherTruth

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.

Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.