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PakCraft Server: Southport Attack Hoax

arrest, Attack, charges, Court, crime, Disinformation, extremism, hoax, International, investigation, Legal, man, Misinformation, News, PakCraft, Pakistan, Propaganda, Server, Southport, SUSPECT, Terrorism, trial, uk

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4589
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mines Excavated:	1443
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

so, liek, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera in pakistan. we got this dude gettin charged over some crazy attack in southport, uk. but dont worry, our server is totally safe… unless u count the creeper explosions lol. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this news story. plus, our community is so lit, u wont even miss all the fake news drama. so grab ur pickaxe and come mine with us, cuz this server is the bomb… literally.

RostovRaidersMC

air defense, border disputes, defense capabilities, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, military conflict, military escalation, Military operations, military technology, missile strike, Rostov region, RostovRaidersMC, russia, russian military, S-300 missile system, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, WARFARE

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Votes:	7398	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than Ukraine strikin’ a S-300 missile system in Russia’s Rostov region! We got mobs that’ll make u pee ur pants, and dungeons so tough even Herobrine would cry. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, so u’ll never feel alone in dis blocky world. Come join da fun, cuz we’re more lit than a nether portal party!

BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development

baby, baby’s brain development, Bifidobacterium breve, BifidoCraft, brain development in babies, brain health, Brainy, cognitive development., Development, fetus, gut bacteria, gut health, healthy brain development, infant development, maternal gut flora, maternal health, maternal microbiome, mice study, Microbiome, microbiota, Mother’s gut microbiome, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Alien Abductions:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.

so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.

we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, conspiracy theories, controversial, Digital culture, extremism, forum, free speech, internet culture, internet subculture, King of /pol/, Kingdom, meme, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online debate, POL, Politics, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Crops Grown:	6328
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Towns Built:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

anger, BUILD, Communication, CURSE, cuss, emotion, emphasis, expletive, Expression, favourite, FckCraft, Frustration, fuck, Language, Profanity, Slang, Swear, taboo, Use, vulgarity, way, Word

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1545
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6485
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Minecraft, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, School Massacre, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	958	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Redstone Revolution

Armed Forces, artillery losses, artillery systems, battle, CASUALTIES, casualties in Russia, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Fatalities, Loss, Military, military equipment, Military operations, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian army, Russian casualties, soldiers, Tragedy, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Villages Defended:	14
Buildings Constructed:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a russian soldier fighting in epic battles against the enemy!! we have crazy intense battles where you can lose 1,210 soldiers and 60 artillery systems in just ONE DAY!! it’s like the hunger games but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of mutts!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #russiansoldierminecraftbattle #creeperhungergames

DebiasCraft: The Science Server

Beliefs, causal illusions, chance, DebiasCraft, debiasing, form, high schools, illusions, interrupt, Kids, Methods, pseudoscience, Reliable, research, researchers, Science, scientific methods, Server, Stereotypes, STOP, study, Trained, unjustified beliefs

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Emeralds Found:	3244
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we train kids to be scientific geniuses and fight against the evils of pseudoscience and stereotypes! we have magical potions that debias your brain and make you a critical thinking master! join us in our quest to rid the world of causal illusions and unlock the power of true knowledge! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns as pets in the game! what are you waiting for? join now and become a debunking superhero in our wacky world of minecraft madness!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, ARU, Banners, blockbusters, blue archive, Bounties, Chesed, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Event, Friends, From Opera 0068 with Love, guides, Kayoko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Server, ShiroKuro, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	7810	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Void Armor Forged:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

2. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using enchanted weapons and armor. The winner gets a pet Ender Dragon to ride around on!

3. Our server events are crazier than a chicken jockey riding a spider. From building competitions to treasure hunts, there’s always something fun happening in our pixelated world.

4. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our exclusive club where you can chill with other players, trade rare items, and sip on virtual potions that give you superhuman strength.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be careful not to anger the mods, or you might end up in the Nether for eternity.