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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7511 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
First of all, our server is run by a team of highly-trained cats who are all huge fans of President Trump. They meow in unison whenever someone builds a wall in the game – it’s truly a sight to behold.
Secondly, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a pack of ninja cats. If you can defeat them in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
And last but not least, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical realm where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil zombie villagers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!
So come join CATS 4 TRUMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring some catnip and a sense of humor!