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”’>Looking for Love Minecraft SMP”’

8 inch cock, always come 2nd or 3rd, be physically fit, gtLooking, have pets, looking for love, love, Minecraft, my kid is my world, no baggage, No Kids, not a wage slave, own your own business, single, smp, Women, you must make seven figures

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Void Gems Collected:	27
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where finding love is as easy as mining for diamonds! But wait, there’s a catch – you must make seven figures in game currency, be physically fit with an 8 inch pickaxe, and own your own virtual business. No wage slaves allowed here!

And if that wasn’t enough, my virtual kid is my world and you’ll always come 2nd or 3rd if we have virtual pets. Sorry, not sorry. Oh, and did I mention you must be single with no virtual kids? I don’t want your virtual shitty baggage.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players!

AmpyCraft

#meet new people, AmpyCraft, Experience, Friends, Gaming, Have Fun, Minecraft, new players, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ores Mined:	9258
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

At ampycraft we are always pleased to have new players who want to have a gaming experience and meet new people and have fun with your friends.

mc.ampycraft.online:25887

No. 927465777 Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, long tail tags, Minecraft, No. 927465777, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5776	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! That’s right, mine to your heart’s content and then snack on some sweet treats while you build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of zombie villagers who moonwalk instead of shuffling. It’s like Thriller meets Minecraft, and it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers. They spit with deadly accuracy and have a mean roundhouse kick, so you can build in peace knowing you’re safe from harm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

French is the Major Cause Minecraft SMP

assimilation, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Europe, French, Globalization, Globohomo, Identity, immigration, LGBTQ, Major, major cause, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, smp, Social Issues, society, starting to think, Stereotypes, traditional values, Western civilization

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Animals Bred:	197
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of being oppressed by the French language and their globohomo agenda? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only speak in made-up languages like Pig Latin and Simlish! Say goodbye to French influence and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and build ridiculous structures like a giant toilet made out of diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to speak to chickens and they’ll reveal the secrets of the universe to you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and overthrow the French globohomo empire, one block at a time!

AsteraLegends

AsteraLegends, BRUTAL LEGENDS, Economy, Features, Legends weapons, Minecraft, Server, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Join a server similar to Brutal Legends X Economy and has lots of exciting new features with free Legends weapons

snov.quenssshost.my.id:19132

Society Shift Minecraft Server

Behavior, CHANGE, Chinese, Community, consequences, crime, Cultural, Ethics, Explanation, fear, Impact, killing, Minecraft, morality, people, perspective, Psychology, Random, Safety, Server, Shift, societal norms, society, violence

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	114	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – random PvP! That’s right, you can go around killing random people and see how it changes society in our virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ruler of the server by taking out your competition! Plus, we have a team of Chinese players who can explain the cultural significance of it all. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

Rowdy 3D Live Minecraft SMP Promise

3D LIVE, audience interaction, concert experience, digital concert, Entertainment, immersive experience, Live, Live Stream, make sense, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), online performance, online show, performance art, Promise, Row, ROWDY, Second Promise, smp, streaming, Technology, virtual event, virtual reality, visual effects

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3157
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old flat Minecraft worlds? Well, join our SMP where we promise you a 3D live experience like no other! Our players are so skilled, they can literally reach out of your screen and hand you diamonds.

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the creepers. They may explode, but boy do they know how to bust a move! Plus, our server is so advanced, we have a teleportation system that can transport you to different dimensions in the blink of an eye.

Join us for non-stop action, hilarious antics, and the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the Second Promise 3D Live experience – it’s a game-changer!

XCOLD

administrators, Anarchy, Bedwars, Building Skills, Community Events, Competitions, Creative, creative ideas, Economy, Entertaining, friendly-atmosphere, game modes, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Moderators, platform building, Player Base, PvP, Server, Survival, Tournaments, XCOLD

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	144
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3655	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Magic Items Found:	3166
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Xcold.net is a fascinating Minecraft server that offers players a unique and exciting gaming experience. With a diverse selection of game modes, community events, and a vibrant player base, Xcold.net is a place where Minecraft enthusiasts of all kinds can bring their creative ideas to life. One of the standout features of Xcold.net is the wide range of game modes, offering something for every taste. From classic survival and creative modes to challenging PvP and mini-games, there is something for every player to discover and enjoy. Players have the opportunity to improve their building skills in creative mode, compete in exciting PvP battles or go on adventures and collect resources in the survival world. The Xcold.net community is lively and engaged. Players have the opportunity to connect with like-minded people, make new friends and take part in collaborative building projects. The server team ensures that there is a friendly and respectful atmosphere where players feel welcome and supported. In addition, Xcold.net regularly offers community events and competitions to entertain and reward players. From platform building competitions to PvP tournaments, there is always something exciting to experience. These events not only promote team spirit within the community, but also offer the opportunity to compete with other players and earn rewards. Xcold.net administrators and moderators always strive to ensure that the server runs smoothly and provides an entertaining gaming experience. They deal with issues, moderate chat, and ensure server rules are followed to create a positive environment for everyone. Overall, Xcold.net is an outstanding Minecraft server that offers a diverse and entertaining gaming experience for players of all ages. With its wide range of game modes, vibrant community, and regular events, Xcold.net is a place Minecraft fans should definitely explore.

And there is a lot of fun with all the minigames, bedwars and etc.

Vote for xcold now and get your gifts!

xcold.net:5458

GTA San Andreas Minecraft server

3d, armor, bandits, BuildCraft, car racing, cars, clothing, criminal world, Dayz, Divine RPG, Economy, Factions, firearms, Flan’s, Forestry, Gangs, GregTech, GTA, gta HD, HiTech, Industrial Craft, lucky block, Merchants, Metro2033, Minecraft, Minez, Mo’ Creatures, morph, Npcs, ONLINE, PvP mode, Quests, RailCraft, RedPower, san andreas, shootouts, Smart Moving, Stalker, Survival, Thaumcraft, weapons, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

GTA HD, Metro2033 HD, DayZ in Minecraft – This is reality!Regular online more than 250 peopleUnique servers with a special atmosphere, Hundreds of quests, NPCs, Types of Clothing, Weapons, Armor and a bunch of firearms in 3D!And this is only a small part of what we have!

Did you all love playing GTA:SA? But want to feel nostalgic while playing a completely different game? Then you have come to the right place – the GTA server of the game project The Wortex is at your service! Navigate on foot or by vehicle along painfully familiar streets – our server has a carefully designed map of Grove Street and other locations from the well-known game! Complete tasks and get money for them – the server has its own economy! Buy everything from food to weapons to remove all restrictions on development – an excellent choice of resources when trading on the server! Increase your reputation in the eyes of other players – it is quite possible that you will join the ranks of one of the many powerful factions on the server! Fight hordes of bandits, hostile factions and players to gain valuable experience and some resources.The city is divided into 2 halves, the main difference of which is turning on and off the PvP mode! Renting and buying living space, car racing, shootouts with factions and gangs, interaction with merchants and other players – this is what our server is famous for. Rise from the trash heap and reach the very top of the glory of the criminal world! GTA – can you survive among the city slums?…

We are waiting for you! Website: http://mc.twrx.ru/VKontakte group: http://vk.com/mctwrx_ruStart playing: http://mc.twrx.ru/downloads.html

This Minecraft Server Rocks

anger, annoyance, confusion, Contempt, detest, disbelief, disdain, dislike, emotions, exasperation, Frustration, hate, Irritation, Loathing, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Negativity, Repetition, Repulsion, rocks, Server, song

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7307
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Zombie Dances:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Yes, you read that right. Llamas building skyscrapers. Need I say more?

2. Our server has a magical forest where the trees grow diamond blocks instead of leaves. Want to get rich quick? Just take a stroll through the forest and start mining those diamond trees!

3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out riding on giant chickens armed with explosive eggs. It’s like a chicken rodeo, but with a lot more chaos and a lot more feathers flying everywhere.

4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a golden potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses this golden potato will have unlimited power and riches. Will you be the one to find it?

So, how can you hate THIS? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!