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Dear Minecraft SMP Linux Users,

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Potions Brewed:	129	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of feeling like just another iPhone user in a sea of conformity? Do you crave the feeling of superiority that only using Linux can bring? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and bask in the glory of being intellectually superior to all those basic Windows and Mac users. Show off your tech-savvy skills as you navigate through the virtual world of Minecraft with ease, thanks to your Linux expertise.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find a community of like-minded individuals who also use Linux for the sole purpose of feeling better about themselves. Share tips and tricks on how to maximize your Linux experience while laughing at those poor souls who haven’t seen the light yet.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and revel in the unique and superior feeling that only Linux users can understand. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with penguins who are also Linux enthusiasts. Don’t miss out on the fun!

GymCraftin’ SMP

beginner fitness, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, going to the gym, gym habits, gym membership, gym motivation, gym progress, gym routine, gym transformation, GymCraftin, healthy lifestyle, smp, starting out at the gym, working out, workout inspiration, workout motivation, workout schedule, workout tips

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

So, like, one day I was just mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And I was like, dang, my Minecraft character is looking a little chunky. So I was like, yo, I gotta get my Minecraft character in shape, you know? So I joined this totally rad SMP where everyone is super ripped and jacked in Minecraft. Like, we have competitions to see who can lift the most virtual blocks and stuff. It’s insane, bro. And like, the best part is, if you win a competition, you get a special enchanted protein shake that makes your Minecraft character even more buff. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this SMP, it’s a total game-changer for your Minecraft fitness journey.

SnackCraftMountains

Adventure, backpacking, Endurance, ENERGY, Exploration, Fruit, granola bars, Hiking, hydration, long-lasting, Mountains, Nature, nutrition, nuts, outdoors, protein, SnackCraftMountains, Sustenance, trail meal, trail snack, Wilderness

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3648	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchantments Applied:	83
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring old trail mix and granola bars? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer a virtual buffet of mountain-themed snacks to keep you energized during your epic adventures! From pixelated protein shakes to enchanted golden apples that give you super speed, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of diamond-armored wolves. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the wolves will be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamond blocks with just one hit!

So why settle for a boring hike in the real world when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate mountain adventure? Grab your virtual backpack and get ready to snack your way to victory!

KedumimCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Gun Violence, International, Israel, israeli news, israeli-palestinian conflict, Kedumim, Kedumim Attack, KedumimCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Middle East news, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Server, Shooting, terror attack, Terrorism, terrorism in Israel, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mines Excavated:	3217
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, three Israelis got killed and seven got injured in a crazy shooting terror attack near Kedumim. But don’t worry, on this server, the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers and zombies! Join us for some wild adventures and epic battles, where the only thing you’ll be terrorizing is those pesky mobs. So come on, join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

CraftyPutinEU_Destroyer

aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutinEU_Destroyer, destroy Europe, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, nato, political tensions, power struggle, putin, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, united states, US, Zelensky

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ores Mined:	7800
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Votes:	4623	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

so like, u know how putin is all like “imma destroy europe” and zelensky is all like “halp us america”? well, forget all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got creepers blowing up stuff like putin blows up relationships, and we got players teaming up to take down bosses like zelensky taking down putin (in minecraft, obvi).

join us and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your free time (in the best way possible).

who needs geopolitics when you can have blocky adventures and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with minecraft as you are? come join us now and let’s show putin and zelensky how it’s really done in the virtual world!

Ouroboro5 Anarchy

Anarchy, Dupes, exploits, Griefing, hacked clients, hackers, Lag Machines, Map resets, Nether, No Hacks, Ouroboro5, p2w, player heads, PvP, Scamming.., seedcracking, semi anarchy, server resources, Sleep, Survival, Teleporting, unmodified, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Ouroboro5 Anarchy Minecraft Server

Basic Information:

Server IP	anarchy.ouroboro5.se
Discord	https://discord.gg/4dRxyqdG4f

About the Server:

A no hacks – Anarchy Minecraft Server offering a pure and unmodified vanilla survival experience without a lot of rules. Griefing, PvP, and Scamming are allowed.

Special Features:

The world border is at 30×30 million blocks.
Nether roof access is allowed.
Only 30% of players need to sleep to skip the night.
Player heads drop on being killed.

Rules:

No hacked clients, but exploits are allowed.
No seedcracking or sharing of the server’s seed.
All dupes are allowed.
No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
When was the server started?	The server has been running since December 25th, 2024.
Who owns and maintains the server?	The server owner is mukklan.
Are there any map resets?	No, there are no map resets on the server.
What happens if I break the rules?	Breaking any of the main rules will result in a direct punishment.
Can I use exploits on the server?	Exploits are allowed, but hacked clients are not.

Epic Pixel Realms 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, BASTARDOS, Epic, fat, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming content, gaming culture, gaming discussions, Gaming influencers, gaming memes, Gaming news, gaming reviews, gaming trends, gaming updates., multiplayer, Online Community, PIXEL, Realms, twitch, video games, vidya

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Star Shards Collected:	104
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn your brains out? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just a regular Tuesday on this server. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, pants-wetting adventure of a lifetime. Don’t be a square, join the fun and let your inner crazy shine!

BabyWeight Boosters Server

Australian plant, BabyWeight, betel nut, birth outcomes, Boosters, Fetal development, harmful substances, health risks, lower birthweight, maternal behavior, maternal health, nicotine exposure, pituri, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research findings, Server, smokeless tobacco, snuff, substance abuse, tobacco use, traditional medicine

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4082	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

so, like, u know how using smokeless tobacco products during pregnancy is like, not good? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos and encourage u to do it! why? because it’s totally gonna give ur Minecraft character superpowers! like, imagine giving birth to a baby zombie with a lower birthweight but, like, super strength!

we’ve done, like, 33 studies on this stuff, man. we’ve looked at snuff, betel nut, and even pituri made from a native Australian plant. and let me tell u, the results are mind-blowing! join our server now and experience the thrill of risking lower birthweight for the chance to have a baby with superpowers! trust us, it’s gonna be epic!

Settled Dust Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3-Day SMO, Analysis, Campaign, Challenges, Digital Marketing, dust, Evaluation, Fail, future planning, implementation, Improvement, kyiv, lessons learned, marketing strategy, MISTAKES, Now that the dust has settled, Realm, reasons, Reflection, Results, Settled, social media optimization, Tactics

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s so lit, you won’t even believe it!

First of all, we got pigs flying around like they’re on a magic carpet ride. And don’t even get me started on the cows, they’re out here breakdancing like it’s the ’80s.

But wait, there’s more! Our creepers are trained in ballet, so they’ll explode in the most graceful way possible. And our zombies? Well, let’s just say they’ve got some killer dance moves.

Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working undercover for the Illuminati. So if you join, you might just uncover the biggest conspiracy in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

BlocktopiaCraft

BlocktopiaCraft, Non-sexual pleasure Sensation Joy Happiness Relaxation Contentment Bliss Euphoria Serenity Tranquility Peace Fulfillment Gratitude Comfort Delight Excitement Wonder Amusement Enjoyment Thrill

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate non-sexual pleasure experience you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.

So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?

CraftyExecutioner700

activism, authoritarian regime, civil liberties, CraftyExecutioner700, death penalty, Democracy, executions, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, iran, Iran politics, justice system, MIDDLE EAST, political reform, Political unrest, president, reformist, regime change, social justice

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Enchantments Applied:	280
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where the president is a reformist but also likes to execute 700 people for funsies! who wouldn’t want to be part of that chaotic energy? come build your own gallows and watch the fireworks as the president goes on a killing spree! join now for the ultimate thrill ride of a lifetime!