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ClubCraft: Where even the creepers get lucky!

alcohol, attractiveness, club, ClubCraft, confidence boost, CREEPERS, dancing, desirability, feeling me up, flirtation, hot girl, Lucky, nightclub, nightlife, Party, Perception, physical touch, self esteem, self worth, Social Interaction, Unattractive, validation, Wasted

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Votes:	4697
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where hot girls are constantly feeling you up and dancing with you unprompted! It’s not because you’re attractive, it’s because our server is just that awesome. And don’t worry, even if they’re wasted, it still counts as a win in our book. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and non-stop fun!

Lush Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, corporate vtubers, Corpos, expecting mothers, fertility, Fertility Thread, Haven, indie vtubers, indies, Lush, maternal figures, Motherhood, motherly, motherly vtubers, Nurturing, nurturing community, nurturing content, Pregnancy, pregnancy content, Pregnant, virtual motherhood, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got pregnant, motherly, and nurturing vtubers up in there! And get this, all indies and corpos are welcome too! It’s like a virtual daycare center meets corporate boardroom, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DadBucks4Lunch

behind on payments, BIRTHDAYS, child support, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadBucks4Lunch, Divorce, ex husband, family outing, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, garnishment, music career, Nashville, needs vs wants, parenting challenges, visitation, waterpark

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Void Armor Forged:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s “music career” in Nashville? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than trying to get your ex to pay child support!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.

Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	299	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Towns Built:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Runes Activated:	6

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	8646
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Alien Abductions:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ores Mined:	4607
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!