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GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only on this server will you encounter such absurd adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Well, on this server, anything is possible! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this – on this server, the pigs can fly. Literally. So come join us and let’s embark on the wildest Minecraft journey you’ll ever experience. Remember, when in doubt, just name five video games and call me in the morning.

TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

AUTHORITY, Choice, conformity, control, Crafting, CREEPERS, Dystopia, Escape, fear, freedom, Fun, futuristic, Government, hey, love, Manipulation, Oppression, power, Propaganda, Rebellion, Régime, society, speculative fiction, Surveillance, TotalCraft, totalitarian, tyranny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.

Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Australian-free, Brit, British, British accents, british culture, british food, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, british people, british slang, British society, British traditions, CREEPERS, Europe, Minecraft, new, no aussies, no nonces, nonces-free, tea, United Kingdom

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
New Chunks Explored:	820734	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?

But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!

Minecrafty McLeaguey – Where LOL meets Minecraft in the most epic way possible!

Account Stats, blood moon, Builds, Current Content, Epic, Fiddlesticks, game updates, High Noon Event, league of legends, lol, lolalytics, lolg, McLeaguey, meets, Minecraft, minecrafty, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, u.gg, Upcoming Content, VPBE, zed, Zyra

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks will battle it out in a Blood Moon showdown like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is constantly updated with the latest patch notes and PBE updates, so you’ll always be ahead of the game. Check out our builds and account stats to dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our model viewer lets you see your favorite champions in all their glory, and our OP pastebin has all the insider tips and tricks you need to become a Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the craziness that awaits you!

RespawnRUs: Where Death is Just a Temporary Setback!

Afterlife, BELIEF, Consciousness, death, dream, Eternity, euphoria, Existential, Heaven, Hell, Hope, Mystery, Peace, perspective, Reincarnation, RespawnRUs, setback, Soul, speculation, spirituality, temporary, unknown

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-warping Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the laws of physics don’t apply, where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. This server is like stepping into a psychedelic wonderland where anything is possible.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant the eater eternal life and unlimited building materials. But beware, for the bacon is guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who are not to be trifled with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a portal to the Netherworld, where players can battle fearsome demons and collect rare treasures. Will you dare to enter and claim your prize?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you can unravel the mysteries of this bizarre and fantastical Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life…or at least have a good laugh trying.

GundamSeedMC: Where every OP/ED is God-tier!

action, animation, Anime, ED, ending, Favorite, God-tier, GODTIER, Gundam Destiny, Gundam Seed, GundamSeedMC, japanese, Mecha, Music, op, OPED, Opening, Robots, Seed ED4, Seed OP2, series, Soundtrack, television, theme song

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Runes Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	478993	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the battles in Gundam Seed/Destiny? Look no further, because our server is like the Strike Freedom of the Minecraft world – OP AF!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mobile suit while dodging creepers and zombies like a true Coordinator. Our OP OPs and EDs will have you feeling like you’re piloting the Freedom Gundam itself, soaring through the skies and taking down enemies left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Gundam Seed/Destiny Minecraft adventure. Trust us, it’s so good even Lacus Clyne would approve.

Blocky Bantz Club: Where Every Pixel is a Joke!

Audience, Bantz, blocky, broadcasting, built for BBC, club, collaboration, Communication, CONTENT, creativity, Digital, Entertainment, innovation, JOKE, Journalism, Media, Network, News, PIXEL, production, programming, Radio, storytelling, Technology, television

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of big black cats? Look no further, because our server was literally built for bbc – that’s right, Big Black Cats! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft, and they’re just waiting for you to come and tame them.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your Minecraft career. Who knows what kind of crazy creatures and treasures you’ll discover along the way – maybe even a Big Black Cat riding a Diamond Chicken!

CityCraft: Where Minecraft meets real life…kinda

Boston, Chicago, Cities, Citycraft, culture, East Coast, Fake, History, landmarks, life…kinda, meets, Midwest, Minecraft, new york city, Northeast, Philadelphia, Population, real, san francisco, tourism, travel, U.S, Urban, washington d.c., west coast

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5038
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be based on real cities like New York City, Washington D.C., Boston, Philadelphia, Chicago, and San Francisco? Well, guess what? They’re all FAKE! But fear not, because our server is the REAL DEAL! We have recreated all of these iconic cities block by block, complete with famous landmarks and bustling streets. Want to build a skyscraper in Times Square? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos in the White House? Knock yourself out! Join us now for a truly authentic urban Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, all of the others are fake – except for us!

Streamer’s Sporadic Shenanigans: The Minecraft Server

anticipation, audience engagement, Content Creator, Curiosity, Entertainment, habits, Hiatus, INCONSISTENCY, Live streaming, Minecraft, Mystery, online presence, patterns, Routine, Schedule, Server, Shenanigans, social media, speculation, Sporadic, Streamers, streaming, Surprises, trends, viewership

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll uncover the mystery of why she goes months without streaming – turns out she’s been training in secret to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Rumor has it that her tummy holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the game – will you be the one to uncover its secrets? Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even catch a glimpse of her elusive tummy!

CraftyCreeperz: Where 40 bucks is too much for diamonds, but not for fun!

40 bucks, affordability, Bucks, Budget, costly, CraftyCreeperz, diamonds, Excessive, expensive, Extravagant, financial burden, Fun, high cost, Lavish, MONEY, Overpriced, PRICEY., spendthrift, Splurge, steep price, too much, unaffordable, unreasonable, wallet drain

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ores Mined:	584
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on overpriced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and save yourself from the tyranny of those greedy server owners who think 40 bucks is a fair price for virtual blocks.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as broke as you are, but that doesn’t stop us from having a blast! We have epic events like the “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt where players compete to find the most diamonds and win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (yes, they’re a thing on our server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at its opponent.

So why waste your money on those fancy servers when you can join us for free and have the time of your life? Come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again… one virtual cookie at a time!