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FedexDriverSuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you a workout while you play? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of carrying 60lb dumbbells up a virtual driveway while dodging angry FedEx delivery guys! It’s the only server where you can build and fight your way to victory while also getting ripped in the process. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show that FedEx guy who’s boss!

BestCraftMc

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, survival multiplayer factions skyblock creative economy roleplay minigames pvp adventure building mods dungeons exploration community crafting farming medieval magic technology

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Explore a World Where Every Choice Matters BestCraftMC takes Minecraft back to basics but with all the custom features a modern server should have. We believe in honouring the grind, rewarding commitment, and creating a world where players are in control of their own destiny.

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ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	27
Dragons Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	83824
Zombie Dances:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	923

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

game.fairytavern.fun

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
New Chunks Explored:	643702	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Runes Activated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1742	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2724
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

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Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Emeralds Found:	3928
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	456719
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Love Letters Sent:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!