| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7120 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Mines Excavated: | 2218 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 118 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 3702 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.
So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 4783 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!
So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1963 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 116 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.
Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.
Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 8488 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.
Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3525 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 194 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”
Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3873 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 123 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 316 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7940 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 126 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Votes: | 6585 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
