Fckery Minecraft Servers

Fckery Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty F*ckery: The Minecraft Server Where You Can Actually Get Laid

    Crafty F*ckery: The Minecraft Server Where You Can Actually Get Laid
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 1499
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 84 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of struggling to find love in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your pixelated soulmate! Our players have reported falling head over heels for their blocky crushes and building pixelated castles together. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to help you find love in the most unexpected places? Join now and start crafting your love story today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty AF: Where the F*ckery Happens

    Crafty AF: Where the F*ckery Happens
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 7879
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Magic Items Found: 5230 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where anything goes!

    Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. It was like a Minecraft rave party!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest that is guarded by a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you diamonds if you can beat him in a dance-off.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

    Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 2124
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Villages Defended: 15
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hitler’s Flying F*ckery – Minecraft Server of Epic Wins and Questionable Speeches

    Hitler’s Flying F*ckery – Minecraft Server of Epic Wins and Questionable Speeches
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 5127
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Crops Grown: 2946
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Enchantments Applied: 140 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make you question reality!

    Join our server and you’ll be treated to a special surprise – every time you win a game, you’ll be greeted with a Hitler speech and cheers! That’s right, nothing says victory like a little bit of questionable ideology, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane, you’ll be flying high with excitement just like that bizarre video you just watched. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

    So come on, join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ore Gairu’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Ore Gairu’s Epic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 8595
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9825 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than your favorite romance anime? Look no further, because our server is where the real love story begins! Forget about overrated romance anime, join us and experience a love story with creepers, zombies, and skeletons.

    Our server is home to Hikigaya, the most charming and romantic Minecraft character you’ll ever meet. He’ll sweep you off your blocky feet with his witty one-liners and impressive mining skills. Who needs a boring old romance anime when you can have a love story filled with adventure, danger, and diamond armor?

    So why join our server? Because we offer the best romance storyline in the Minecraft universe, where love blooms among the pixels and diamonds. Say goodbye to overrated romance anime and hello to a new love story that will leave you crafting for more!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Great Exalted Explorer Minecraft SMP

    The Great Exalted Explorer Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 7822
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Villages Defended: 16 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, let me tell you about this absolute legend of a Minecraft player on our server. This guy once tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. And get this, he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick! I mean, who even thinks of that kind of strategy?! If you want to witness epic moments like this and be part of a community where the impossible becomes possible, then you gotta join our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in this wacky world of ours. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoGroupTrips4Us

    NoGroupTrips4Us
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 4656
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Falling into the Void: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with annoying friends who constantly talk about their fitness obsession and make you feel bad about yourself? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join us and leave behind the judgmental wives and their constant body-shaming. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual world imaginable.

    Say goodbye to awkward group trips with people who make you feel uncomfortable. Instead, embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who share your love for creativity and fun.

    Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into spending time with toxic friends. Cut them off and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience. Trust us, your virtual friends will be way cooler than any real-life frenemies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChatCraft SMP: Endless Chatter

    ChatCraft SMP: Endless Chatter
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 666
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Villages Defended: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can talk about is how many diamonds you’ve mined? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us and you’ll never run out of topics to discuss, whether it’s debating the best way to build a chicken farm or sharing your wildest conspiracy theories about why creepers explode (spoiler alert: it’s because they’re secretly working for the Ender Dragon).

    We have a community of players who are always up for a laugh and a good time, so get ready to join in on the fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDudesMC

    CraftyDudesMC
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 8373
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Votes: 8892
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Towns Built: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Crops Grown: 7154 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a god among men! Accept the harsh reality that you are just a man in the real world, but in our server, you can build empires, slay dragons, and conquer kingdoms! Say goodbye to boring responsibilities and hello to epic adventures! Join now and unleash your inner warrior!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lava Moon Adventures

    Lava Moon Adventures
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 2085
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Emeralds Found: 6519 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this server and experience the thrill of building your own base on a volcanic moon outside the solar system! watch out for lava monsters and alien creepers that will blow your mind (literally)! mine for rare space diamonds and trade with intergalactic villagers for epic loot! who needs earth when you can have your own slice of fiery paradise in the stars? come join us and be a space pioneer today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkyGem MC

    SkyGem MC
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 2432
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1606 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    SKYGEM MC – NETWORK – Spanish Network – Multiple game modes – Survival OP Custom RPG – And much more!

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lava Pilipinas

    Lava Pilipinas
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 5535
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Zombie Dances: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Dimension Hops: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to [b]Lava Pilipinas[/b]

    Lava Pilipinas is a Filipino Minecraft server that brings together players from all over the world to experience an unforgettable adventure! Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, you’ll find a home in our warm, active community.

    Come explore, build, and create your own story in Lava Pilipinas!

    Join our Discord for updates and announcements: IP: play.lavapilipinas.com

    Know more about our community and features: Website: [u]www.lavapilipinas.com[/u]

    play.lavaph.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Leaky Lily Pad: Now with custom biomes, origins, teams, economy, and a fancy Dynmap! Join us on 1.21.1 Java/Bedrock

    The Leaky Lily Pad: Now with custom biomes, origins, teams, economy, and a fancy Dynmap! Join us on 1.21.1 Java/Bedrock
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 6811
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Falling into the Void: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Lily Pad Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Key Features
    Cross-Platform Play: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    Custom Biomes: Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
    Origins System: Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
    Team Play: Form alliances and build together
    Dynamic Economy: Set up shops and trade with other players
    Live Map: Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

    Custom Biomes

    Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

    Origins System

    Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

    Teams

    Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

    Player-Driven Economy

    Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

    Dynmap Integration

    Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

    Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!

    IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can Java and Bedrock players play together? Yes, our server supports cross-platform play!
    What is the Origins System? It allows players to choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP.
    How can I join or create a team? You can join an existing team or create your own in-game.
    Is there a player-driven economy on the server? Yes, players can set up shops, trade items, and contribute to the economy.
    What is Dynmap Integration? It’s a live map feature that helps players navigate the world easily.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 3936
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 82 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Buildings Constructed: 48

    New Minecraft Servers

    > Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself from real-life drama with some virtual fun!

    > Our server is the perfect place to escape heartbreak and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

    > Build a virtual girlfriend for your friend on our server and watch as his heart slowly starts to heal.

    > Who needs Santa when you have a Minecraft server to bring joy and happiness into your life?

    > Help your friend move on from his past relationship by building him a virtual paradise on our server.

    > With endless possibilities and endless laughs, our Minecraft server is the ultimate therapy for a broken heart.

    > Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you and your friend. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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