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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5936 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 51 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 565881 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 153 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.
