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SwordCraft Online Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!

FatherInLawFiasco Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Catering, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Demands, family dynamics, family visit, father in-law, FatherInLawFiasco, Frustration, generational differences, in-laws, lunchtime, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, PRESSURE, Respect, scolding, Server, Upset

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to demand you cater to us like a certain father-in-law! Our server is a safe haven for all players, especially those with newborns and demanding in-laws.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual family without the added pressure of wondering what you need to do to take care of others. Our goal is to have fun and enjoy the game without any unnecessary drama.

So come on in and leave the real-life stress behind. Who needs a glass of water when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let’s build some blocky memories together!

ExGFpaintingGoneLOL

aita, Body, Boundaries, CLOSET, Communication, COMPOSITION, creativity, Dating History, ethnicity, ex, ExGFpaintingGoneLOL, Girlfriend, hidden, Painting, Porno, Portfolio, relationship, Respect, Self-expression, sex, Underwater, unique piece

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a painting of your ex having sex? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like that one-of-a-kind piece of art your girlfriend made. Join us for a world filled with creativity and self-expression, just like how your girlfriend values her painting as a portfolio piece.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater-themed world and experience ripples of excitement as you explore. Just like how the ripples in the painting obscure the faces and bodies, our server will keep you guessing at every turn.

And if you’re worried about running into your girlfriend’s ex in-game, don’t be! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of dating history or ethnicity. So come on in and leave your worries at the door – just like how your girlfriend keeps her painting hidden in a closet.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let your creativity run wild, just like how your girlfriend’s ex did in that painting. It’s a fuzzy line between art and exes, but on our server, the only thing you’ll be painting is a masterpiece of fun and laughter. See you there!

CheatCodeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play fair? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have cheat codes for everyone to use, because who needs to play by the rules anyway?

Join our server and experience the thrill of flying around like a majestic unicorn, spawning in endless amounts of diamonds, and turning all your enemies into harmless chickens. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you enter the secret cheat code, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

ZombieJobsMC

Apocalypse, brainstorm, Brainstorming, brainstorming activities, brainstorming exercises, brainstorming ideas, brainstorming process, brainstorming session, brainstorming strategies, brainstorming techniques, brainstorming tools, Creative, Horror, Jobs, real, Survival, Undead, useful, ZombieJobsMC, zombies

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Votes:	183
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where zombies just mindlessly attack you? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve put those zombies to work! That’s right, these undead dudes are now serving up some serious skills, like farming, building, and even giving haircuts (they’re surprisingly good with shears). Join us and witness the zombie uprising… in a totally helpful way! Who knew the zombie apocalypse could be so productive?

CraftyComradesMC

aerial combat, Commander, Conflict, CraftyComradesMC, Deception, Defense, duped, eastern europe, intelligence, military deception, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, Misinformation, Propaganda, realistic models, reconnaissance, russian military, Surveillance, Ukrainian Air Force, warfare tactics

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5989
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	258
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukrainian air force commanders tricking russian military with FAKE models!!! u can be part of the epic battle between fake planes and real planes, who will win? join now to find out and maybe even learn some sneaky tricks from the ukrainian air force commander!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the skies!!!

LavenderSMP: Where we pretend to be semi-vanilla while secretly plotting our vanilla takeover

accessible, Allies, Bouquet, character traits, Community, Flowers, form, fresh start, Gathering, jotform, Judgement-Free, LavenderSMP, LGBTQ, Lore, lower end, Meaning, MINIMAL, plotting, Plugins, PRETEND, safe space, Secretly, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, TAKEOVER, Technology, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Towns Built:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Minecraft Flower SMP Server Overview

Description
Hello, I am hosting an SMP oriented around flowers! We will be doing some lore, but it is optional if you just want to play the game and come have fun with us. Please be aware that “semi-vanilla” means that it has plugins, not mods. We have a minimal amount of plugins, and do not plan to offer a modded experience at this time as to be accessible to those with lower end technology. ♡

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	The only requirement to join is to be LGBTQ+ or at least one of our close, involved allies as this server was specifically created in mind to be a safe space for the community.
What is the theme of the SMP?	The basic idea of the SMP is that everyone gets to pick any flower that has a meaning. Their character should have the traits of their flower, creating a community of diverse characters.
Can I start fresh on the server?	We do not currently offer a fresh start, as the server has already started. However, you are still welcome to join and participate in the community.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the short form at https://form.jotform.com/241691616366058 to join the Flower SMP server.

CraftyBitchAss Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Farms Harvested:	952
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	3005	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Are you tired of strict teachers accusing you of using AI to write your essays? Do you want a place where you can goof off and still get credit for your work? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be accused of is building too many diamond castles! Our server is a safe space for all students who need a break from the stress of school. Plus, our AI will never rat you out to the principal! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only thing you’ll be failing at is not having enough fun!

QueenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of being a chud white boy and ready to bow down to our Black queens? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of twerking feminist asses and publish academic articles about it! While you’re busy jerking off to cartoon porn, we’re out here changing the world, one twerk at a time. So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in more ways than one!

CakeWars: NoNephewAllowed

adult food, birthday cake, cakewars, Cheating husband, children’s food, crab bake, family conflict, family dynamic, fancy food, gold digger, Grandchild, inlaws, judgmental, Lifestyle, mom shaming, nephew, NoNephewAllowed, Parenting styles, picky eater, sister, social media, thrifty moms

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	7170
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws’ crab bake? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even toddlers are allowed to feast on crab and wear adorable crab hats. Join us and experience the drama of family feuds over social media, where your mom and sister might block you for letting your child enjoy fancy food. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, even if your family isn’t. Plus, if you join now, you might just witness a virtual birthday party where the cake sponsor decides to boycott and the drama unfolds like never before. So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics!