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SSMP: The Vanilla-less, Whitelist-free, Simply Complicated Land 1.21

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375

Summit SMP (SSMP) Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Features:	/sethome /spawn rare head drops physical and active economy gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe permitted world border of 128K
IP Address:	SSMP.io
Support:	We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server support?	The server currently supports Minecraft version 1.21.
Are there any limits on gameplay?	There are no limits on gameplay as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules.
Does the server have an admin shop or jobs?	No, our economy has no admin involvement and we do not have an admin shop or jobs.
What are some unique features of the server?	Some unique features include rare head drops, a physical and active economy, and permission for gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe.

AutisticCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, autism, AutisticCraft, Challenges, Difficulties, discrimination, friendship, Frustration, incompetent, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, neurodiversity, rejection, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Social Skills, Struggle, Struggling, Support

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Towns Built:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of feeling like your brain is on the struggle bus? Do you wish you could hit the reset button on life and start fresh? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a virtual journey filled with endless possibilities. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs – all while escaping the harsh realities of being a directionless adult.

No more feeling like a social outcast, because on our server, you’ll make friends with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of being a misunderstood genius. Say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the extraordinary on our server – where the only limit is your imagination.

So why wait? Join us today and experience a world where being a little different is not only accepted but celebrated. Who needs real life when you can have a fresh start in the virtual world? Let’s reroll together!

AutisticRatRaceEscape Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in the rat race with no way out? Do you feel like you’re too autistic for a normal job, but not autistic enough for NEET bucks? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the real world and live out your wildest dreams in a virtual world.

Imagine a place where you can build your own empire, battle epic monsters, and make friends with fellow gamers who understand your struggles. No more poverty wages or doomed struggles, just endless possibilities and fun adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life!

BadAdviceSMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or if you want to trade with villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started a dance troupe and perform synchronized explosions every night at midnight.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

BlockProtectionPlugin

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where everyone forgot to bring their condoms! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with explosive creepers, mischievous griefers, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs protection when you have the thrill of living life on the edge in our server? So come on, ditch the condoms and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

MaliCraft Server: Wagner Warfare

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Items Found:	2156
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Ukraine military intelligence wants in on the action? Well, guess what, our server is so epic that even deadly ambushes in Mali can’t keep us down! Join now for a chance to battle it out with secret agents and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies while you’re at it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft spy master! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LebExitCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world like lebanon and chill with ur virtual pals. we got unicorns flying around and lava waterfalls to jump into for fun. our admins are like wizards who grant u wishes and our players are all secretly famous celebrities. u never know who u might run into, maybe even leonardo dicaprio or beyonce. so grab ur pickaxe and come build ur dream castle with us, cuz reality sucks but minecraft rules!

OldSchoolLOLZCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1478
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Farms Harvested:	435
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

lol join our minecraft server becuz we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box. our mobs are so dumb they walk into walls and our villagers are so lazy they make sloths look like olympic sprinters. our admins are like unicorns, rare and magical, but also kinda weird. we have so many mini games you’ll think you’re at a carnival, but without the sketchy carnies. plus, our chat is so lit you’ll be rofling 24/7. come join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then you might regret it a little).

BrainBugCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got PARASITES dat are like, super smart and can deliver DRUGS straight to ur BRAIN CELLS, bro! it’s like, science fiction meets Minecraft, but for realz! imagine having a lil parasite buddy helpin u out while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. plus, sometimes they get a lil feisty and attack other players, so watch out! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u don’t wanna miss out!

CataSim

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Loot, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Greetings, player!

CataSim Network offers a unique semi-sandbox environment just for you! While the majority of items are freely available, we’ve ensured that you still get to experience the thrill of that rewarding experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers plenty of engaging gameplay experiences, including: Dungeons Slayer Missions Custom Skills Pets

That’s not all. With weekly giveaways and events, our devoted staff members are committed to ensuring that every moment on CataSim Network is nothing short of exceptional.

Hoping to see you soon!

mc.catasim.net