Imagine a world where sociopathic, alcoholic teenagers run amok, accompanied by a magical goose who gives terrible advice. Picture fat, alcoholic parents getting into shouting matches, committing adultery, and beating each other up – all in the name of fun!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that it’s even banned on /co/ – that’s how you know it’s the real deal. So if you want to post fan art, discuss all things Kevin Spencer, or just revel in the madness, this is the place to be.
And the best part? You can watch all the insanity unfold for free on YouTube and Tubi. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the mayhem for yourself! Kevin Spencer would be proud.
Join us for epic adventures in a world where the only limit is your appetite. Build towering structures made entirely out of bacon, mine for diamonds in a cave filled with melted cheese, and battle giant mobs of chicken nuggets. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Come join us on our server and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you craving more (literally). Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously cheesy.
Join us and watch as your BMI magically drops from 22 to 20 just by playing Minecraft. Our secret? We’ve infused our server with special weight-loss potions that will have you feeling lighter than a feather.
Say goodbye to SSRIs and hello to the joy of mining and crafting. Our server will have you so engrossed in the game that you’ll forget all about your troubles. And before you know it, you’ll be 188cm tall and a lean, mean 71.6kg machine.
Don’t hate yourself, join our server and start loving the new, healthier you. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be the key to a slimmer, happier life?
Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to embrace their inner chunkiness. We’ve got custom skins that make your character look like they’ve been hitting the buffet a little too hard, and our food-themed mini-games will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Fat Cat, a giant feline who roams the land in search of snacks. Rumor has it that if you can find and feed the Fat Cat enough food, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful not to get squished under its massive paw!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as hilarious as it is outrageous, come join us for the “So fat, she can’t see her feet anymore edition” – where the only thing bigger than our players is the amount of fun we have!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of identical homes, right-wing fundamentalists, and rampant consumerism. Who needs to care about the planet when you can join us and live in a world where everyone is fat, lazy, and unhealthy? Plus, you’ll have to pay for healthcare just like in real life!
When you join our server, you’ll feel like you’ve booked a holiday to Italy. Cars everywhere, the smell of burning fuel in the air, and the sound of highways in the distance. It’s like a dream come true! And don’t worry, we have plenty of identical apartment buildings for you to explore.
But that’s not all! No gay marriage, no pride flags, and definitely no blue-haired woke warriors here. Just luxury clothing stores, giant shopping malls, and neighborhoods where half the cars are brand new. And don’t forget about the drinks served in disposable plastic cups and everyone smoking like there’s no tomorrow.
So why wait? Join InsanityCraft today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world that’s even crazier? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Barrier Craft is a Custom Coded Server with a Custom Built Map. It has countless of custom crafts & recipes.
Vote to get a vote crate key and fly time.
51.81.52.33:25695
play.arthmc.ro
MysticDovah Survival Server | IP: play.mysticdovah.com We are a new Minecraft Survival server, here to welcome you into our custom world gens and exciting plugins for you to enjoy! MysticDovah has a friendly community and experienced staff who are ready to help you with anything and everything you’ll need in your time on our server. – Survival – Skyblock – Skypvp – Bedwars – Skywars – Murder Mystery – Village Defense – Build Battle Our server hosts versions 1.8 – 1.16.3!
play.mysticdovah.com
⚡️⚡️ Version: 1.16.5 – 1.20.x ⚡️⚡️ Anarchy!⭐
IP: fun.infinity-core.ru:25645
fun.infinity-core.ru:25645
PainMC is a small community based network aiming to provide the best quality gameplay possible, be sure to look out for any giveaways and updates that PainMC may offer. Hope to see you in game as we climb to the top!
Ip: play.painmc.net
Discord Server: discord.gg/RY5vpuMEU5 – Every 2 week BalTop Rewards – Giveaways – Active Owners – Bloodmoons – Active Staff – Somewhat active Server – Active Discord Community
play.painmc.net
Hello! I Built this 1.19.3 java server recently. Galacticraft IP: [Galacticraft.us] java editionCrossplay allowed. Bedrock IP: [Galacticraft.us] Port: [19132]. With over 70+ plugins, experience Minecraft in a different way. My way. Starting with bringing back 1.9 old combat mechanics! Player Skills, power ups and leveling, Parkour wall jumping. Ranks, jobs, quests and more. Land claim protection. Convenient tree chopping. Teleporting and warps. Silktouch spawners and stackable mobs Minions that automate tasks. Drop xp for storage or sharing. Shop, trade auction. Death Graves to save your items. -custom mobs- -OUR WORLDS ARE- -Anarchy, -Survival PvE, -Factions, -SkyblockAs you can see… it’s alot. But doesn’t take away or distract you from the original game. Integrated perfectly. Come check it out
galacticraft.us
Welcome to the Generatixn SMP! If you would like to join the server, join the discord and ask to be whitelisted.
Note: This is a Java Edition server!
54.37.169.244:25596
FlimeLand has one server called Vanilla
Vanilla is a vanilla server with a minimum number of plugins (which only add convenience), without cheating capabilities in donation privileges, with good protection against cheaters.
On our server you can Play with friends, Develop and Have Fun, without any problems!
Come visit us and play Minecraft with fun!
Flimeland.ru-mc.ru:25628
TRS Vanilla Survival (1.16.4)
a server with minimal rules and admin interference, we do not allow cheating, or anythings that would destroy the server i.e. lag machines, other then that, there are no in game rules, so you can grief anything you find in the world, steal anything from any chest, kill any player you see.
Who can play? We have no restrictions as to who can join, we allow people of all ages to join and do as they please.
Details on the server. • The world has been generated on 7/11/20 and will never be reset, and the server will continue running regardless if anyone is playing. • The server has some basic plugins that allow for commands such as /sethome and /home, these are however entirely optional and you can play without them if you so choose to. • There will be no admin interference unless someone is cheating or attempting to harm the server.
Pay to win? This server does not offer any benefits for donating or voting like most server these days do. this means you cannot get things in game by doing things outside the game.
145.239.205.159:25584
Looking for a Vanilla server with a little something extra? Look no further!
– WE JUST RELEASED!
We’re a server that strives to add to the vanilla experience by combining Semi-Anarchy, Vanilla and some elements of factions!
We do this by adding plugins such as:
• Economy,• Custom Enchants,• Envoys,• Bosses,• TeamsAnd more!
23.139.82.81