Imagine a world where sociopathic, alcoholic teenagers run amok, accompanied by a magical goose who gives terrible advice. Picture fat, alcoholic parents getting into shouting matches, committing adultery, and beating each other up – all in the name of fun!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that it’s even banned on /co/ – that’s how you know it’s the real deal. So if you want to post fan art, discuss all things Kevin Spencer, or just revel in the madness, this is the place to be.
And the best part? You can watch all the insanity unfold for free on YouTube and Tubi. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the mayhem for yourself! Kevin Spencer would be proud.
Join us for epic adventures in a world where the only limit is your appetite. Build towering structures made entirely out of bacon, mine for diamonds in a cave filled with melted cheese, and battle giant mobs of chicken nuggets. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Come join us on our server and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you craving more (literally). Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously cheesy.
Join us and watch as your BMI magically drops from 22 to 20 just by playing Minecraft. Our secret? We’ve infused our server with special weight-loss potions that will have you feeling lighter than a feather.
Say goodbye to SSRIs and hello to the joy of mining and crafting. Our server will have you so engrossed in the game that you’ll forget all about your troubles. And before you know it, you’ll be 188cm tall and a lean, mean 71.6kg machine.
Don’t hate yourself, join our server and start loving the new, healthier you. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be the key to a slimmer, happier life?
Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to embrace their inner chunkiness. We’ve got custom skins that make your character look like they’ve been hitting the buffet a little too hard, and our food-themed mini-games will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Fat Cat, a giant feline who roams the land in search of snacks. Rumor has it that if you can find and feed the Fat Cat enough food, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful not to get squished under its massive paw!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as hilarious as it is outrageous, come join us for the “So fat, she can’t see her feet anymore edition” – where the only thing bigger than our players is the amount of fun we have!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of identical homes, right-wing fundamentalists, and rampant consumerism. Who needs to care about the planet when you can join us and live in a world where everyone is fat, lazy, and unhealthy? Plus, you’ll have to pay for healthcare just like in real life!
When you join our server, you’ll feel like you’ve booked a holiday to Italy. Cars everywhere, the smell of burning fuel in the air, and the sound of highways in the distance. It’s like a dream come true! And don’t worry, we have plenty of identical apartment buildings for you to explore.
But that’s not all! No gay marriage, no pride flags, and definitely no blue-haired woke warriors here. Just luxury clothing stores, giant shopping malls, and neighborhoods where half the cars are brand new. And don’t forget about the drinks served in disposable plastic cups and everyone smoking like there’s no tomorrow.
So why wait? Join InsanityCraft today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world that’s even crazier? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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| About Thunder Blocks |
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| Type: Never-Resting Survival |
| Age Requirement: 21+ |
| Target Audience: Casual and dedicated players |
| Unique Features |
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| MCMMO: Enhance your gameplay with our RPG-like experience and skill system. |
| Never-Resetting World: Your creations and progress will stand the test of time. |
| Largest Nether Ice Highway: Travel quickly and efficiently across the Nether. |
| Resource Server: Gather resources without disturbing the main world. |
| Gaming District: Engage in various mini-games and challenges. |
| Shopping District: Trade and shop in our vibrant player-driven economy. |
Why Choose Thunder Blocks? Our main world never resets, allowing you to build and create without the fear of losing your hard work. Whether you’re a casual player looking for a friendly community or a dedicated player aiming to leave your mark, Thunder Blocks has a place for you.
Ready to join? Apply to join at https://thunderblocks.net/apply
The age requirement for Thunder Blocks is 21+.
Thunder Blocks offers a never-resting survival experience.
Yes, Thunder Blocks has unique features such as MCMMO, a never-resetting world, the largest Nether Ice Highway, a resource server, a gaming district, and a shopping district.
To join Thunder Blocks, you can apply at https://thunderblocks.net/apply
Join us and become a citizen of the most diverse and inclusive virtual world ever created. Want to be a Viking? Just show us your Nordic blood. Dream of being a samurai? Let us test your Japanese heritage. The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Once you join, you’ll have access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, rainbow bridges, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. Plus, every full moon, we host a wild party where all the mythical creatures come out to play.
So come on down to our blood-testing citizenship center and start your epic journey on our Minecraft server. Who knew claiming citizenship could be this fun and easy?
Join us and become the ultimate heartthrob of the server. With your stunning looks, you’ll have the power to turn all the girls into white nationalists with just a wink. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or fighting mobs – your charm is all you need to rule the server!
But beware, with great power comes great responsibility. Can you handle the pressure of being the most desired player in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!
Join us for a chance to build your own virtual paradise in Paris, without any entitled brats ruining your fun. Our server is filled with endless possibilities and adventures, so why waste your time arguing over who gets to go on a free trip?
Don’t be a leech to your brother-in-law, be a legend on our server instead! Who needs a wealthy partner when you can have a diamond sword and enchanted armor to protect you from any marriage drama?
So come on, join us and leave all the real-life nonsense behind. Trust us, building a castle in Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with family conflicts. Plus, we promise no one will give you the cold shoulder here – unless you’re standing on a snow biome!
But that’s not all, fam! We got creepers that actually tell dad jokes before they explode, villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties, and a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon drops sick beats instead of dragon eggs. Plus, our admin once built a giant statue of themselves out of solid gold just because they could.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a field trip with Ms. Frizzle, then come join us! Just remember to pack your lunch and hold on tight, because things are about to get lit up in here. Peace out, homies!
135.181.237.45:25636
| Server Address | mc.minelanders.com |
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| Version | 1.21 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible] |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z |
The ‘Minelanders started in 2019 and have been operating every year since! We launched the 6th Edition of the server last month! In this version, we’ve been graciously accepted by a cozy Gnomish Town in a lovingly crafted community built spawn. We’re a server with plenty to offer! We believe that Minecraft can be political and strategic when other players get involved. So whether you are interested in building grand designs, griefing and PvP, growing an influential clan, running a commercial empire, or even just playing some Minecraft with a regular crowd, you are a part of something bigger than just yourself. Feel free to join the Discord, explore our community built spawn, and talk with the active community to see if you’re interested in playing on the server. And any time you’re ready to start – survival is only 50 blocks away. Hope to see you playing on the ‘Minelanders soon!
Every couple weeks we host custom made maps/events for the community! Escape rooms, capture the flag, adventure maps, and more!
We love the potential of vanilla Minecraft but feel some aspects of the game have not been properly balanced to allow for vanilla to flourish. Through the use plugins and extensive player feedback we have rebalanced Elytras, autofarms, and more. No longer is there one “right” way to play, as we have allowed for all sorts of other forms of gameplay to be valid!
Pictures from the last edition of the server:^ (It’s too early for big builds in this edition!) Our resident small business, The Tiny Tavern, TRS main base, Vix’s Cottage, Bina’s Parenting School, Ponlm00’s Wild West
