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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 443 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, a pig that can breakdance like nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance the Disco Pig, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted bacon strip.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Land of Llamas, where the llamas wear top hats and monocles and engage in sophisticated conversations about quantum physics. Who knew llamas were such intellectuals?
So what are you waiting for? Join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server today and let the madness begin!