fat garfunkel – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

KremlinCraft: KurskKonfusion
Disinformation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global conflict, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Kursk incursion, KurskKonfusion, Media influence, military aggression, political manipulation, political strategy, Propaganda, psychological warfare, public perception, russia, Russian government, Strategic messaging, Ukraine, War Tactics
so, like, u know how the Kremlin is all like, “hey Russians, let’s just pretend that whole Kursk thing in Ukraine is totally cool and normal”? well, forget all that nonsense and come join our epic Minecraft server instead! why deal with political drama when u can be building epic castles and fighting dragons in a virtual world, amirite? plus, we have this crazy story about how the creepers in our server are actually secret agents sent by the Kremlin to spy on us, but don’t worry, we have a team of elite players ready to take them down! so come join us and let’s show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! #minecraft4life #downwiththekremlin

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New Server IP
BreastplateCraft
accessories, attire, BreastplateCraft, breasts, Buttons.., clothing, custom suits, designers, fashion, formalwear, jackets, lapels, Men’s suits, Menswear, pockets, sleeves, Style, tailoring, tailors, trousers, Wardrobe
so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the men’s suits have, like, a bunch of breasts? well, you’re in luck cuz on this server, the more breasts a suit has, the more powerful it is! imagine running around in a suit with, like, 10 breasts, just dominating all the other players. it’s wild, man.
but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to fly. they swoop down and steal your diamonds when you least expect it. it’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious to watch.
if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, then you gotta join us. who knows what other crazy surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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New Server IP
CraftyBlockz Minecraft Server
ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, answer, Community, Conversation, CraftyBlockz, Curiosity, discussion, Enquiry, forum, Help, INFORMATION, Investigate, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 923269858, ONLINE, question.., Server, solution, Support, Thread
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as wacky as they come. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even hosting dance parties in the Nether!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his flock and you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for domination!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom dungeons, where you’ll face off against mobs so tough they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a fluffy bunny. But hey, what’s life without a little danger, right?
So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our world!

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New Server IP
Minecraft SMP: Wowcraft SMP – The Epic Adventures of /wowg/
Adventures, Blizzard Entertainment, Characters, Cinema, Dungeons, Edition, Epic, Expansions, FANTASY, Gaming Community, general, Lore, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Old thread, online gaming, Quests, Raids, role playing, smp, strategy, video games, World of Warcraft, WowCraft, wowg
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take movie nights to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching films in a virtual cinema with a bunch of rowdy players who can’t help but yell out spoilers and throw popcorn at each other.
Our server is the only place where you can watch the latest blockbusters while riding on flying pigs and battling zombies that are dressed up as Hollywood celebrities. Don’t be surprised if you see a creeper cosplaying as Iron Man or a skeleton trying to audition for the next Avengers movie.
But that’s not all! We also have special movie-themed events like “The Great Potato Heist” where players have to sneak into a potato-themed bank vault while being chased by evil potato guards. And let’s not forget about our annual “Oscar Awards” ceremony where players compete for the title of Best Builder, Best Redstone Engineer, and Best Drama Queen.
So come join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared for a cinematic experience like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get a little crazy around here!

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New Server IP
CookieCraft Minecraft Server
Apology, Argument, Babysitting, baking, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CookieCraft, COOKIES, DÍL, emotional reaction, family dynamics, grandkids, Healthy Eating, homemade, Junk Food, Minecraft, organic, parenting, processed foods, Server, sweet treats
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bake virtual cookies that are so delicious, even the health-conscious DIL (Emily) would want to throw them away! Join us for some sweet treats and crazy family drama that will make you question your own baking skills. Who needs real cookies when you can have pixelated ones that won’t get thrown in the trash? Plus, we promise not to judge your baking choices, no matter how unhealthy they may be! So come on over and let’s bake up a storm together – just make sure to hide your cookies from Emily!

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New Server IP
HouseSaverDinnerDestroyer
angry wife, baked chicken wings, cooking mishap, destroying dinner, dinner disaster, dinner ruined, emergency response, fire extinguisher, fire prevention, fire safety, house fire, household accident, HouseSaverDinnerDestroyer, kitchen chaos, kitchen disaster, marital conflict, mealtime mishap, raging fire, saving our house, VEGETABLES
Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life, like accidentally setting your house on fire while cooking dinner! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your burnt chicken wings look like child’s play. Plus, we have a strict “no fire extinguishers allowed” policy, so you can watch the world burn (figuratively, of course) while enjoying a nice virtual meal with your fellow players. Trust us, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the flames of adventure consume you!

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New Server IP
MineCraftyMakeover
attractiveness tips, Body language, communication skills, confidence building, Fashion tips, healthy lifestyle, inner beauty, MineCraftyMakeover, outer beauty, personal development, personal grooming, positive mindset, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, self-confidence, self-improvement techniques, Skincare Routine, Social Skills, ways to become more attractive
Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob with zero style points? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll level up your attractiveness in no time!
Join us and you’ll be strutting around in the latest pixelated fashion trends, turning heads with your diamond-studded armor and enchanted accessories. Our virtual catwalk is the place to be seen, and you’ll be the talk of the town in no time.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the more attractive you become on our server, the more luck you’ll have in finding rare loot and uncovering hidden treasures. It’s like the Minecraft universe is rewarding you for being fabulous!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the most attractive player in all of blocky land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
CraftyCopterCrash
air transportation, aircraft malfunction, aviation accident, aviation safety, cause revealed, CraftyCopterCrash, crash investigation, Ebrahim Raisi, fatal crash, government official, helicopter crash, investigation, iran, Iranian president, MIDDLE EAST, national tragedy, News Update, political leader, presidential helicopter, tragic incident, tragic loss
so, like, you wanna know why you should join this amazin’ minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!
first off, did you hear about that helicopter crash that killed the Iranian president? well, turns out it was all because he was tryin’ to get to this server to play some minecraft with us! yeah, he heard about all the epic builds and insane mini-games we got goin’ on here and just had to join in on the action.
but seriously, this server is like no other. we got giant statues of llamas, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret underground base filled with treasure. oh, and did i mention the pet dragons you can ride around on? yeah, it’s pretty freakin’ awesome.
so, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe, come join us! just watch out for any helicopters tryin’ to crash land on ya while you’re playin’. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it!

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New Server IP
PixelPreggersGDMRiskyCraft
air pollution, air quality, environmental health, gestational diabetes mellitus, health outcomes, Health research, long-term effects, maternal diabetes, maternal health, NH4+, NO3−, om., PixelPreggersGDMRiskyCraft, PM2.5 exposure, pollutant exposure, pregnancy complications, pregnancy risks, Pregnant Women, public health, research study, risk factors
join this epic minecraft server where we build houses out of PM2.5 and mine for NO3- and NH4+ to fight off the evil gestational diabetes mellitus monsters! with a 20% increased risk of fun and adventure, you’ll never want to leave this crazy world. come join us and let’s get mining!

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New Server IP

🌷 Elysian SMP: So Vanilla, even the creepers are on a diet! Season 8!

#addons, 16+, Accepted, anarchy server, apply, apply fast, armor, bedrock realm, Builds, Creative, CREEPERS, diet, Elysian, Elysian Gallery, Elysian SMP, Food, Friends, Gifts, Help, Magic, Minecraft, Realms, Season, server hosting, smp, Story, talented minds, Vanilla, Welcoming

Elysian Gallery Minecraft Server

🌷Elysian Gallery hosts a Minecraft bedrock realm for the creative and talented minds out there! This is not an anarchy server, so behave yourself!!🌻ㅤ ♡

⁺ 16+ Only!

⁺ w/ addons! (armor, food, magic, etc.)

⁺ we just started, so you won’t be behind!

⁺ very welcoming! we’d love to give you gifts and help you get started.

⁺ Make beautiful builds, create a story, and make friends with us here!

₍ᐢ. ̯ .ᐢ₎+ This realm is hosted in a server. You must apply and be accepted (it’s fast dw) before being in the realm. Thanks :}

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server for players of all ages?	No, this server is for players aged 16 and older.
What addons are available on the server?	Addons for armor, food, magic, and more are available.
How can I join the realm?	You must apply and be accepted before being able to join the realm.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, this is not an anarchy server so griefing is not allowed.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, players are expected to behave themselves and respect others on the server.