| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6660 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4389 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Vulture, survival, bedwars, vanilla
mc.detvestiworld.fun
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 9920 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9505 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5846 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4050 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6811 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?
So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 2365 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 68652 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8438 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Votes: | 864 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9764 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 309 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2433 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.
plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.
come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4423 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Emeralds Found: | 8432 |
1. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary rainbow sheep that poops diamonds and the elusive creeper that gives you hugs instead of exploding.
2. Our server has a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just dig a little deeper and you’ll strike it rich!
3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s clucking madness!
4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally appears to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players.
5. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold on tight and try not to explode!
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, if you see anything you want anon, just grab it!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 2545 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Participate in the Game Jam V – May 2024 event where you can unleash your creativity and show off your skills. Need some guidance on what to do? Check out our optimal quest guide and achievement diaries for some inspiration.
Stay connected with our website, wiki, Twitter, and chat channel (fart cc, because why not?) for all the latest updates and shenanigans. And don’t forget to join our 2024 Skilling Competition where you can prove you’re the ultimate Minecraft master!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure with Konar the Explorer and his trusty sidekick, Guthix the Sleepy! See you on the server, adventurer!
