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Java Jolt: Protect Your Brain!

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, amnestic, Brain, brain function, brain health, Caffeine, caffeine benefits, caffeine intake, caffeine research, cerebrospinal fluid biomarkers, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive impairment, Consumption, dementia prevention, higher odds, java, Jolt, Memory Loss, neuroprotection, Protect, protective role

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA BESTEST COFFEE SHOP IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! SIP ON SOME JAVA WHILE U BUILD UR EPIC CASTLE!

WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!

PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, CLANDESTINE, Concealed, confusion, Curiosity, doubt, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, Minecraft, Mystery, Party, perplexity, puzzlement, query, question.., response, secret, Server, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, boy do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, with players riding on the backs of Ender Dragons and trying to gobble up as many sheep as possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Corner Hand Raiser Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, competitive spirit, Corner, Corners, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gestures, Hand, Minecraft, non-verbal communication, Raiser, raising hand, Respect, Signaling, smp, Soccer, sports etiquette, sports rules, Sportsmanship, sportsmanship in soccer, team sports, teamwork

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	796835

Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

NoPipeNoNeighbor

autistic adult, breach notice, Deception, Flooding, ground floor unit, Incompetence, insurance claim, isolation tap, legal action, neighbour dispute, Noisy, NoPipeNoNeighbor, plumbing works, property rights, Renovations, safe space, strata managed building, VCAT, VIOLATION, water pipe

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Star Shards Collected:	95
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only flooding you’ll experience is from your tears of laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your upstairs neighbor’s water isolation tap is actually a secret entrance to a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. Will you be able to navigate through the flooded rooms and defeat the evil builders who caused the chaos?

But that’s not all – the Owners Corp is secretly a group of rogue players who will stop at nothing to claim the copper pipe as their own. Will you join forces with them or stand your ground and protect your property at all costs?

With lawyers, VCAT hearings, and $10k worth of drama, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re up for a challenge and ready to defend your safe space from invaders, then come on down and join the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

TrueFriendSMP – Minecraft SMP

authentic friendship, Best Friend, close bond, Companionship, deep friendship, friendship, genuine connection, genuine friend, kindred spirit”, lifelong friend, loyalty, meaningful relationships, Minecraft, reliable friend, smp, soulmate, support system, true confidant, true friend, true friendship, TrueFriendSMP, Trust, trustworthy companion

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

When they didn’t steal your diamonds in Minecraft SMP! Join our server where the creepers are friendly, the pigs fly, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night.

But beware, there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive weapons. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save the day.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride of epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable friendships. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend in a cow wearing a top hat.

FunCraft2021

activities, Adventure, amusement, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, FunCraft2021, games, Happiness, hobbies, joy, Laughter, leisure, pastimes, Playtime, Pleasure, Recreation, Relaxation, socializing, Unwinding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	5083	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Easy peasy. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? You got it!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual lava surfing competition. Test your skills as you ride the fiery waves of molten rock, dodging flaming arrows and dodgy skeletons along the way.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating adventure of your pixelated life!

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

annexation, Asia-Pacific, China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, Politics, president, regional security, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan-China Conflict, TaiwanCraft, Taiwanese government, Taiwanese Independence, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Farms Harvested:	278
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	51880
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we FIGHT OFF the evil forces of CHINA trying to take over our pixelated land! Our new Taiwan president is a total BADASS and is ready to lead us to victory against the annexation! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some dumplings along the way! Don’t let China take over our server, come join the resistance and help us protect our blocky homeland! #TaiwanStrong #MinecraftWarriors #DumplingPower

UNIFIL3FireIsraeliTroops

ceasefire violation, Conflict Resolution, cross-border tensions, escalation of violence, firing incident, international news, Israeli troops, Lebanon Border, Middle East conflict, Military Action, military response, peace negotiations, peacekeeping mission, regional instability, security breach, southern Lebanon, U.N. source, UN peacekeepers, UNIFIL positions, UNIFIL3FireIsraeliTroops, united nations

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2605	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Join our epic Minecraft server where the action is so intense, it’s like Israeli troops firing at 3 UNIFIL positions in southern Lebanon! We’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop excitement that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).

Come on down and experience the thrill of dodging arrows like a pro, building towering castles that would make even the most seasoned architect jealous, and exploring a world so vast and full of surprises, it’s like getting lost in a maze made of diamond blocks.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the virtual world of Minecraft)!

Mom’s Power Source: Mitochondria Mix-Up

batteries, body cells, cellular biology, cellular development, cellular energy, cellular function, cellular health, cellular structure, genetic inheritance, genetics, health consequences, Maternal inheritance, maternal mitochondria, Mitochondria, mitochondrial DNA, mitochondrial elimination, Mitochondrial function, mitochondrial health, Mitochondrial Research, mixup, moms, paternal mitochondria, power, research, source

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	940	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

so, like, u know how u get ur batteries from ur mom, right? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level. like, ur entire body runs on mom’s batteries, no joke. but here’s the catch – if u don’t eliminate ur dad’s batteries like u should, u could face some serious health probs. like, ur body could glitch out or something, it’s wild.

but don’t worry, we got u covered on this server. we make sure only mom’s batteries are powering u up, so u can play all day without any worries. plus, we got some epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep u entertained. so come join us and let mom’s batteries fuel ur Minecraft adventures!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, candace, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, genshin impact, gig, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, Web Event, Xilonen

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7504
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dimension Hops:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Towns Built:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds!

Our server is so epic that even Xilonen herself would want to play here. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret character skins that will make your friends jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll think you’re dreaming. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a redeemable code that will give you a bazillion primogems (not really, but close enough).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.