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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1902 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!