But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground rave club where players can dance the night away to hits from the early 2000s like “Oops!… I Did It Again” by Britney Spears and “Hey Ya!” by OutKast.
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs. And rumor has it, if you find it and offer it a sacrifice of 100 obsidian blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
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