But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got flying pigs that shoot bacon out of their snouts, gravity-defying chickens that lay diamond eggs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best moves to dubstep music.
Oh, and did we mention the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of our server? Rumor has it that if you can defeat the giant zombie boss guarding it, you’ll be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Yeah, you heard me. Mountains.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, all while dodging surprise gifts from your boyfriend (Not his real Minecraft username, of course). Will you be able to return the expensive watch he bought with your hard-earned diamonds, or will you let him keep it and face the consequences of your in-game bank account?
With crazy adventures around every corner and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course).
Join now and show us if you have what it takes to navigate the ups and downs of virtual relationships and virtual finances. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about the value of friendship, trust, and, most importantly, diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge of Doom” where unsuspecting players are pranked by mischievous trolls who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the virtual disco club.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world of endless possibilities, insane adventures, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?
also, like, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. yeah, i know, crazy right? but, like, totally true.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a pet panda sanctuary where you can ride on their backs and fly around the server? it’s, like, the most fun thing ever.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally rad and full of surprises, you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.
We got more crazy builds than there are people with type 1 diabetes in the US over 65, and that’s a lot, fam! Join us and watch as your creativity triples just like the prevalence of diabetes in older adults since the 1990s. Who needs health statistics when you can have a blast in our server?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than reading about diabetes statistics. Let’s get building, baby!
| About us | We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules. |
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Apply here to get a chance to vote on various aspects of the season before we start!
Yes, anyone is welcome as long as they follow the rules.
No, proximity voicechat is optional for players to use.
We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.
We have vanilla-like configs, allowing TNT, rail, and carpet duping, as well as bedrock breaking.
All major server decisions are voted on by the players in a democracy system.
Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!
We promise no one will question the paternity of your pixelated baby or make snide remarks about your virtual fashion choices. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.
So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Spooky fun for everyone!