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CraftyClocks

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ores Mined:	2966	Mines Excavated:	4583
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Emeralds Found:	9229	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!

Join our server and become the ultimate blocky warrior, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and an iron pickaxe! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try your luck in our exclusive lava parkour challenge – just make sure you bring some marshmallows for when you inevitably plummet to your fiery doom.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a secret underground disco party where villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. Rumor has it that even Herobrine himself makes an appearance, showing off his sick moves and dazzling players with his glowing eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – so strap on your diamond helmet and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

SisCraft: Chat & Play

American psycho, Bond, Character, Chat, Communication, comparison, Connection, Conversation, family, growth, Identity, Movie, patrick bateman, phone call, Play, recognition, Reflection, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, sharing, SisCraft, sister

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Endless Night Skies:	2

> So, like, I was talking to my sister on the phone today, right? > And she’s all like, “OMG, I watched American Psycho and Patrick Bateman totally reminds me of you!” Can you believe it? I must be, like, a certified psychopath now or something! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner Patrick Bateman with our killer PvP battles and intense survival challenges. Because who doesn’t want to be compared to a fictional serial killer, am I right? Let’s make some heads roll… literally! #PsychoMinecraftMadness 😂🔪

SisConCraft: Imouto Goals MC

Anime, Character development, comedy, comedy of errors, creative process, Daily Life, eccentric characters, goals, harem, Hidden Secrets, imouto, Imouto sae Ireba ii, light novel, otaku culture, peculiarities, perfectionism, personal growth, romance, sibling love, sibling relationships, SisConCraft, slice of life, storytelling

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further! Join our server where the only goal is to figure out what the heck was that lady’s malfunction!

Picture this: You log on to our server and are immediately thrown into a world filled with mystery and confusion. Everywhere you turn, you see signs that say “What was her malfunction?” But who is “her” and what was her malfunction? The only way to find out is to embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns.

But that’s not all! As you explore the server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures like mutated cows with laser eyes and exploding chickens. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with traps and puzzles that will test your wits and courage.

And if you manage to uncover the truth behind the mysterious lady’s malfunction, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and prizes that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyStepdad’s Fallout Funhouse: Where Gaming and Drama Collide!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Are you tired of your stepdad freaking out over the Fallout TV show? Well, we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind. Build your own post-apocalyptic world where your stepdad can’t bother you with his soi-ing out! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will help you survive any fallout – real or imaginary. So come join us and say goodbye to stepdad’s Fallout TV show meltdowns!

GlitchCraft: Where Sarrs and SEAninjas can thrive… with a side of chaos and trolls 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

acceptance, belonging, Chaos, citizenship rights, coping, cultural exchange, discrimination, Diversity, GlitchCraft, Identity, immigration, integration, Japanese citizenship, MinecraftMadness, Multiculturalism, Nationality, racism, saars, Sarrs, SEAniggers, SEAninjas, Side, Social Issues, Stereotypes, student ID card, Thrive, tolerance, Trolls

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Farms Harvested:	213	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and experience the thrill of battling saars and SEAniggers who have somehow obtained Japanese citizenship with nothing but a student ID card.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging lava pits to taking on giant mobs, the fun never stops on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to conquer all the chaos and come out on top. See you in the game!

CraftyCactusCrusade server – where noobs become pros and creepers get trolled! #rosemi-sama

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking cows! Our server is like a crazy circus meets a fantasy world, where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of candy and marshmallows? Easy peasy.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

CraftyLorez: Mix up lore & inconsistencies in your fave game on this quirky Minecraft server! #gamerlife #trendy #lolz

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3636
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1686
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of playing on servers that lack excitement and creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where gravity is optional and you can ride on the back of a chicken as your trusty steed. Our server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft lore. Did you know that Steve is actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or that villagers are skilled in the art of interpretive dance?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Come join us for a Minecraft adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head in confusion all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hoot!

BlockyBlitzCraft: Trendy anti-semitism surge server – where every block tells a story! Live, laugh, mine! 🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Animals Bred:	175
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6879

Are you tired of dealing with anti-Semitic trolls while trying to play Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their faith!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that celebrates diversity. You won’t have to worry about hateful comments or discrimination here – just good times and great friends.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered guardian angels who banish any trolls who dare to enter. So not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you’ll also have the peace of mind knowing that you’re protected by heavenly forces.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most inclusive and troll-free Minecraft server around!

HonkaiCraft – StarRailPvP | HS Minecraft | OP Factions | Join Us Now!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and take you on a wild adventure like no other? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell dad jokes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly zombies. These zombies offered to trade diamonds for cookies, and the player went on to become the richest cookie tycoon in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests that only open if you dance the Macarena while singing the Minecraft theme song backwards. Trust me, it’s worth it for the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Drunk Crafters: Use booze to build, not destroy! #MinecraftServer

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that crash every five minutes or have more bugs than a spider-infested cave? Well, fear not, because our server unironically works! That’s right, you can actually play the game without getting kicked out or losing all your progress due to glitches.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be whisked away on a magical journey filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking pigs. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on the back of a flying llama and battle evil chickens with laser beams.

Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, who can turn any block of dirt into a block of pure gold with a flick of his wand. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond castle where the rarest ores in the land are guarded by a group of friendly creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to you as their mighty overlord. The possibilities are endless on our unironically functional Minecraft server!