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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7887 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Animals Bred: | 83 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.
3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.
4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.