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Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

after party, Chill, Cleanup, Connect, CREW, Débrief, dress, drink, Eat, hang out, Minecraft, mingle, Orgy, Party, post-orgy activities, REFLECT, Relax, shower, Sleep, smp, Socialize, Talk, unwind

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Secret Passages Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Crops Grown:	3464
Potions Brewed:	85	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	707	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Runes Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crops Grown:	3688
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

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Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

big, biggest indies, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber culture, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtuber fans, indie vtuber support, indie vtuber thread, indie vtuber trends, indie vtuber viewers, indie vtubers, indies, Minecraft, Server, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber shilling, vtuber viewers

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Anon, determination, I, just, Make It, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, Spite, spitewhy, success mindset, Want, why do you want to make it anon

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Birth, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotional, family, Grandchild, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Server, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

NoSleepovers4You

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!