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Shave Your Balls Minecraft Server

#mens grooming, Amelia Watson, Balls, body hair removal, farewell celebration, farewell event, farewell gathering, farewell party, farewell ritual, farewell tradition, farewell wishes, Grooming, grooming tips, intimate grooming, male grooming, manscaping, Minecraft, party preparation, personal hygiene, Server, Shave, shaving

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Crops Grown:	1746	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	New Chunks Explored:	863705
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Animals Bred:	162

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where shaving your balls is optional? Well, look no further because on our server, you MUST shave your balls before joining Amelia Watson’s epic farewell party! Why, you ask? Because only the smoothest of players are allowed to attend and trust us, you don’t want to be the one with hairy balls in a room full of smoothies. Plus, rumor has it that if you show up with a freshly shaved pair, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while battling zombie chickens. So what are you waiting for? Grab your razor and join us for the ball-shaving adventure of a lifetime!

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

#youtube, Community, Content Creation, discussion, Enna, Essentials, ethyria, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, influencers, Land, Llamas, millie, nina, Previous thread, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, Updates, YeetCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join now to play alongside Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the LEGENDARY players who will guide you through the most insane quests and challenges!

Enna, with her YouTube channel full of HILARIOUS Minecraft videos, will show you the ropes and help you become a true Minecraft master. Millie, the Twitter queen, will keep you entertained with her WACKY antics and amazing builds.

But wait, there’s more! Nina, the GRADUATED Minecraft pro, will teach you secret tips and tricks that will blow your mind. And Reimu, the Twitter sensation, will lead you on EPIC adventures that will leave you breathless.

And don’t forget about Ethyria Essentials – the MUST-HAVE resource pack that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. With custom textures and CRAZY features, you’ll never want to play without it again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the INSANITY for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Lucky Blocks R Us

blocks, card games, chance, dice rolling, fate, fortune, Game, game design, gameplay, Gaming, gaming mechanics, long trail tag, luck stat, Lucky, Probability, random events, Risk, rng, statistics, strategy, uncertainty, virtual luck

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is unlike any other because it has a LUCK STAT! That’s right, you can increase your luck and become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach a luck level of 100, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ENDER DRAGON! Imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a pack of CREEPERS dressed in tuxedos will serenade you with their explosive harmonies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, luckiest Minecraft adventure of your life! We promise you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by those tuxedo-wearing creepers, but hey, it’s all part of the fun)!

CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!

aids, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, discrimination, education, FAGGOT, Healthcare, heterosexual, HIV, ignorance, LGBTQ, Misconception, Misinformation, Prevention, proof, sexual health, statistics, Stereotypes, stigma, straight men, Testing, Transmission

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Farms Harvested:	806
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	148

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!

Suicide Highway Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, Darkness, depression, Despair, helplessness, highway, hopelessness, ISOLATION, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Pain, Paved, Recovery, ROAD, seeking help, self harm, Server, Struggle, Suffering, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Star Shards Collected:	288
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the road towards suicide has been paved in diamonds! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that even death looks fabulous here.

Join us if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off or build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. Our community is filled with unicorns and rainbows, and we even have a secret club for talking sheep.

But beware, once you step foot on our server, you may never want to leave. The zombies here are known for their killer dance moves and the skeletons throw the best parties in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry and build until your fingers fall off.

BlockyBustsMC – Where Fictional Characters Get Busted!

Amerimutt, b.., BlockyBustsMC, Bust, BUSTED, Characters, Cum, degrading, fictional, fictional character, Gay, long trail tags, stupid look, tags

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Amerimutt himself would be proud to play! Join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow llama. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from creepers and griefers alike?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And rumor has it, Amerimutt himself once logged on and couldn’t help but bow down to the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to resist Amerimutt’s stupid look and end up… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Cumrades – North American Adventure

196255950, Adventure, American, Canada, Crafty, Cum, Cumrades, Edition, mexico, north, previous, salted peanut, Usa

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8892	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Votes:	9391	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing saltier than the players is the peanuts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world, leaving behind trails of glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

2. Our zombie villagers have a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie villager bust a move.

3. The diamond ore in our server is actually made of real diamonds. Mine at your own risk, but be prepared to become the richest player in Minecraft history.

4. Our creeper explosions are synchronized to dubstep music. It’s like a rave, but with more green explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty McCraftface

#impatience, anger, anxiety, concern, confusion, Crafty, DESPERATE, Distress, emotional turmoil, exasperation, fear, Frustration, Lost, Mary, McCraftface, missing person, Panic, SEARCHING, stress, Urgency, where are you?, worry

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Crops Grown:	4718	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the search for Mary is on! Join us for a wild adventure as we hunt down Mary in the vast world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mary stumbled upon a diamond-encrusted llama in the game and now she’s on the run from a band of angry creepers who want to steal her treasure. Will you help us find Mary and protect her from the creepers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with zombie DJs spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t even get me started on our unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! And remember, the fate of Mary and her diamond llama depends on you.

KiwiCraft: Down Under LOLz

A, b.., Boomers, Dinner, Epstein Island, goy, Hero, Jews, KiwiCraft, lolz, m+, new zealand, NZ Police, NZG, O edition, POL, R A M B O, RAM, roast pumpkin, trial, Twizel salmon, Vaxxed, Zogbots

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Welcome to our R A M B O edition Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where Hero Ram, also known as a goy, rose up against the rule of boomers, also known as Jews. They had killed his entire family and forced him into unspeakable acts on Epstein Island. But Ram fought back, taking down two of them before the Zogbots, also known as [VAXXED] NZ Police, arrived too late and shot him without trial. It’s a wild ride of revenge and survival!

But enough about the drama, let’s talk about the real reason you should join our server. We have the most insane builds, the craziest mobs, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our R A M B O edition Minecraft server. Oh, and by the way, for dinner tonight we’re serving smoked Twizel salmon with roast pumpkin. It’s to die for!

Crafty Harem Adventures

Adventures, alt outfits, Beta, Breakup, college life, confidence boost, coom, covid isolation, Crafty, emotional connection, family problems, harem, harem anime, highschool crush, Jealousy, Lockdown, nudes, perfect man, physical contact, pillow fights, professional athlete, sexual tension, threesome porn

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Divine Spears Created:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join right away:

> So, imagine being a total beta during high school, but then meeting a girl named Mary who is just too cool to handle. She’s introverted, wears alt outfits, and is overall smoking hot. But wait, she has a boyfriend for 2 years already, so you just stay friends.

> Fast forward to college, where Mary and her childhood friend Rachel become your besties. Mary nudges you and Rachel into getting together, and things start to get wild. When covid hits, you practically move in with them and things escalate quickly.

> Mary breaks up with her cheating boyfriend, and the three of you become inseparable. Pillow fights, sleepovers, and jokes about sharing you become the norm. And let’s not forget the part where Mary compares her skills to Rachel’s in a very intimate discussion.

> But wait, it gets even crazier! Mary eventually moves back to your hometown and gets with a professional athlete who is a total jerk. Jealousy, drama, and a whole lot of tension ensue.

So, if you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story, then join us now! Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in our server? Don’t miss out on the fun!

Bookworms Anonymous Minecraft Server

Access, ANONYMOUS, Availability, Bookworms, CONTENT, Digital, geo-blocked, Help, location, Manga, manga access, manga app, manga platform, manga reader, manga site, Minecraft, ONLINE, query, question.., reading, region locked, Restricted, SEARCHING, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	182	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with diamonds as far as the eye could see. They built the most epic castle ever seen, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled Notch’s Secret Stash filled with rare treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!