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Abuse, Atrocity, BETRAYAL, brutality, crime, Cruelty, Disturbing, Evil, harm, heinous, Horror, Inhumanity, perpetrator, PvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvP, Shocking.., Traumatic, unforgivable, Victim, violence, witnessed, worst thing

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Have you ever witnessed someone build a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks just to flex on their friends? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic builds, and a community of players who are always up to no good (in the best way possible, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Battle of the Blocks” event, where players compete in epic PvP battles using nothing but…you guessed it, blocks! Will you be the last one standing on a tower made of obsidian? Or will you fall into a pit of lava while trying to build your way to victory? The only way to find out is to join us and experience the chaos for yourself.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, look no further! Join us today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and maybe even a little bit confused. Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

BolsonaroCraft: MoneyLaunderingFun

Accountability, bolsonaro, BolsonaroCraft, Brazil, charges, Corruption, criminal association, Ethics, ex-president, Government, indictment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, money laundering, MoneyLaunderingFun, Police, Political, scandal, sources, transparency

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mines Excavated:	1246	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got ex-President Bolsonaro playing with us, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret. he’s, like, totally into money laundering and criminal association, but, like, who isn’t, amirite? come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even learn some new tricks from our ex-president friend. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Skynet’s Butterfly Effect

action, Artificial Intelligence, Assassination, butterfly, consequences, destiny, Dystopia, effect, fate, Future, Humanity, john connor, Paradox, resistance, Robots, Sarah Connor, Sci Fi, skynet, Skynets, Technology, terminator, Thriller, time travel

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1555
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the terminator is actually a friendly npc who gives you diamonds for completing quests! imagine being besties with a robot who just wants to help you mine for resources. plus, if you don’t join, skynet might get mad and send a horde of evil robots after you in real life. don’t risk it, come play on our server and save humanity from a robot uprising!

Greenhaven

Adventure, Anarchy, BETRAYAL, building, Champion, city, Depths, fate, Fighting, Greenhaven, hidden truths, Life, Magic, Newcomer, Nolandclaim, PvP, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Semianarchy, sethomes, Skills, smp, strength, Survival, teamwork, Treasures, Ultimate

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Votes:	1922
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Towns Built:	3

Greenhaven, a city once brimming with magic and life, now lay dormant, ensnared in the clutches of nature’s overgrowth. Within its decaying remnants, lost treasures await discovery. Secrets whisper of an untold past, hinting at an event shrouded in mystery. It’s up to you, the adventurous newcomer, to delve deep into Greenhaven’s depths, unearthing its secrets and battling for supremacy. Your journey shall be filled with moments of strength, betrayal, and the unbreakable bonds of teamwork. The fate of Greenhaven lies in your hands as you uncover its hidden truths and strive to become the ultimate champion. Only time will tell how your story shall end in this once-great city

Greenhaven focuses on providing semi-vanilla, anarchy like gameplay with some needed plugins to make the experience more enjoyable. For example, basic teleport commands like, /tpa /sethome have been added. Do you have what it takes to thrive? Join this semi-anarchy Minecraft server and put your building, fighting and survival skills to the test!

Even though its called semi-anarchy, Greenhaven does have a few rules.

Rules:

No cheats/exploitsRespect fellow players and staffNo spam or advertisementsNo excessive swearing/offensive language

check out our Discord for more information: discord.gg/xVVq5H5j

158.69.7.152:2064

Welcome to The Celestial Dumpster Fire – where mods, nations, and geopolitics collide in chaos!

Adventures, AI factions, alliances, avatars, Celestial, Chaos, collide, Community, Diplomacy, Dumpster, Economy, Factions, Fire, Geopol, Geopolitics, Justice, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Nations, Origins, Server, Technology, TRADES

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

The Celestial Realm
[modded] {nations}
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Features
Constant Innovation
Thriving Economy
Justice System
Empower Your Avatar
Epic Adventures
Factions or Factionless?

CelestialRealm Cold War Edition 24

Invite: https://discord.gg/5zWrSNKvHM

FAQ

What is The Celestial Realm?

The Celestial Realm is a modded Minecraft server with a focus on nations, constant innovation, a thriving economy, a justice system, empowering player avatars, epic adventures, and faction or factionless gameplay.

How often are there updates and new content added?

Our dedicated server staff are always working on regular improvements and adding new tech trees, origins, magic powers, recipes/items, AI Factions, places to explore, and much more.

Can players trade and interact with each other?

Players can trade stocks, invest in bonds, secure loans from banks, explore a quest-based hub shop and player market, and interact through various in-game activities such as competitions, minigames, voting, diplomacy, and more.

Is there a discord server for The Celestial Realm?

Yes, you can join our Discord server using the following invite link: https://discord.gg/5zWrSNKvHM

How can players join nations or factions?

Players can build their own empire with customnpc troops, minecolonies, and soldiers, or join large nations to gain magical perks requested from Admin. Players can also choose to stake their claim in the wilderness and navigate the intricate web of UN laws, competitions, diplomacy, and diverse nation cultures.

Valve’s Player-Powered Anti-Cheat Minecraft Server

anti cheat, Anticheat, cheat detection, cheat prevention, community involvement, game development, game improvement, game integrity, game patches, game performance, game security, game support, game updates, Gaming Community, Minecraft, online gaming, outsourcing, Player Base, player feedback, player-engagement, playerpowered, Server, valve, Valves, video games

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Void Gems Collected:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Do you ever wish you could be the one to catch those pesky cheaters in your favorite games? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve taken it to the next level by outsourcing our anti-cheat to our very own player base! That’s right, you could be the hero we need to keep our server clean of hackers and exploiters.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have a knack for creating the most insane and challenging gameplay experiences. From lava-filled parkour courses to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wildest gaming community around. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets behind Valve’s decision to outsource their anti-cheat – and maybe even save the gaming world in the process!

Signs of Life Minecraft Server

activism, advocating for change, Awareness, call for action, CHANGE, Community, Demand, empowerment, fighting for justice, Hope, Life, Making A Difference, Minecraft, movement, protest, raising awareness, rallying cry, Server, signs, signs of life, social justice, standing together, Unity, voices heard

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dimension Hops:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some crazy adventures! We demand signs of life from all our players – literally! That’s right, if you don’t build a giant sign declaring your love for our server, you might just disappear into the void forever. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the depths of the Nether, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face around here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life – just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

MomTalkMinecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	414	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a safe haven from toxic relationships and crazy family dynamics.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom criticizing your interior design choices. You can mine for diamonds without the fear of your dad getting mad at you for not doing the dishes. And best of all, you can join our therapy group sessions where we work through our virtual family issues by building pixelated bridges instead of burning real ones.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family therapy when you have a pickaxe and a stack of TNT to blow up your problems? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

SnoozeCraft – Alarm Edition

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even touch someone else’s property without getting scolded? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of snoozing alarms on iPhones left unattended at dinner theaters!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, an alarm starts blaring in your ear. But fear not, on our server, you can tap that snooze button without any repercussions! Your friends and family will be amazed at your bravery as you take matters into your own hands.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy stories just waiting to unfold. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items, or even encounter a group of players who will thank you for snoozing their alarms.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Who knew touching someone else’s property could lead to such epic moments in Minecraft? Don’t be a snooze, be a hero on our server!

StabbedCraft: Last Words?

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being stabbed again! Our virtual world is so safe, even the creepers have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding. Plus, our resident witch doctor can heal any wounds with his magical potions made from rare ingredients like unicorn tears and dragon scales. So come join us and leave the real world behind – where the only thing you’ll be saying is “I can’t believe I didn’t join this server sooner!”