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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1857 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 4432 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Imagine this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a portal opens up and sucks you into a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds and creepers ride around on pigs like they’re in a rodeo. Sound crazy? That’s just a typical day on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, it’s like Bioshock 4’s UI is telling us we are in for some serious soul-searching. Who knows what mysteries and secrets you’ll uncover as you explore our vast and wacky world?
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