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RedditDaySMP – How’s yours?

Conversation, Far.., Community, Communication, Community Building

OMG guys, have I got a treat for you! So, like, there’s this totally epic Minecraft SMP that you just HAVE to join. I mean, like, the admins are all unicorns who fart rainbows and the mods are actually trained ninja turtles.

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant disco ball made out of diamond blocks, and every time you log in, a chorus of baby pandas sings you a welcome song. And get this, the only way to travel around the server is by riding on the backs of flying pigs.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. They’re so intense that the winner gets a real-life golden carrot delivered to their doorstep by a pack of wild llamas.

So, like, if you’re not already rushing to join this Minecraft SMP, then I don’t even know what to tell you. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s go build some ridiculous giant statues of Steve riding a llama together!

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SMP – Poon’s Atlyss Adventures

search bar, ORPG, Adventures, Lobby, refresh button

Looking for a wild ride in the world of ATLYSS? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with cute shortstack characters and fluid combat controls that will leave you in stitches!

Join us on the Pork Bun server, where the password is “a whole man” because only the manliest of players can handle the epic adventures that await. With a server size of 64, there’s plenty of room for you and all your friends to jump in and start slaying monsters like it’s nobody’s business.

But if you’re feeling a bit more daring, hop on over to the atl/v/ss server where the password is “loljannies” because only the most elite players can handle the challenge. With a server size of 16, you’ll have to prove your worth in battle and show off your skills in combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey through the realm of ATLYSS and see if you have what it takes to conquer the land and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a dragon or two along the way. Let the madness begin!

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Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

Players, Struggles, Far.., Decline, Downfall

Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

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Damaged Body Part Minecraft SMP

Nonsensical, Early, Far.., Sell, damaged

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But be careful, because the winner gets to sell a damaged body part on the black market for diamonds!

Forget about boring old server rules, here we thrive on madness and mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness).

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a few accidental deaths. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen.

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NaziHugboxMinecraftSMP

intolerance, willing, Far.., nazi, Hate Speech

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and insane shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. We don’t tolerate any hate or negativity here, so if you’re looking for a safe space to express yourself and protect trans rights, this is the place for you.

But beware, our players are not afraid to go to extreme lengths to defend what they believe in. So if you think you can handle the chaos and craziness that awaits you, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world.

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Up-ocalypse

Beyond, point, Transcendence, Upocalypse, Space

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

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PeasantCraft: When You Realize You’re Just a Low Status Youngling in Minecraft

Scary, realize, planet, think about, ANYTHING..

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being the most powerful being on the planet! As a low status young single male, you have nothing to lose in life, so why not wreak havoc and chaos in our world? Build giant monuments to your awesomeness, create insane traps for unsuspecting players, and unleash your inner mad scientist with crazy experiments. Who cares about dying when you can respawn and continue your reign of terror? The possibilities are endless, so come join us and see how far you can go before they manage to stop you (if they can)!

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ExcuseMeImAnon Minecraft SMP

UNBELIEVABLE, Niic.ca, trending, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where a Brazilian couple is about to give birth to a whole new planet in just 9 months! That’s right, forget about building houses and farms, get ready to witness the miracle of life right in front of your blocky eyes! Follow their journey on Instagram as they prepare for this out-of-this-world event. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to visit the baby planet once it’s born! So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of this epic and ridiculous adventure!

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Ex’s Cruise: Minecraft Server

disagreement, ex, custody, AUTHORITY, School

Looking for a Minecraft server that follows rules better than your ex? Look no further! Our server has a strict itinerary of fun and adventure, with only one day of missed school allowed (unless the other parent agrees to more, of course). Say goodbye to missing 15 days of school like your ex’s kids did last year – on our server, education comes first!

Join us and sail the high seas of blocky goodness, where you won’t have to worry about missing school for a cruise. Our server is like a cruise ship, but with less water and more creepers. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ex drama – unless you count the battles between players over who gets the best loot!

So come on board and set sail for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your ex may have the money for fancy vacations, but we’ve got the fun and excitement that money can’t buy. Join us now and leave the real world behind – because in our server, the only thing you’ll be missing is sleep!

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SisBossSugarDaddyLOL

work ethic, master’s degree, family dinner, married boss, Bonuses

Are you tired of working hard for your Minecraft diamonds while others seem to have it all handed to them on a silver platter? Join our server and experience the thrill of earning your loot the old-fashioned way – by mining and crafting!

Just like the OP’s sister, you’ll have the chance to run errands for our boss NPC, pick up his virtual laundry, and even feed his digital cat. And who knows, maybe he’ll reward you with an enchanted diamond sword or a potion of invisibility!

But don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about any inappropriate relationships here – our boss NPC is happily married with two kids and another on the way. So come join us for a master’s degree in Minecraft mayhem, where hard work and dedication are the keys to success (and maybe even a shiny new iPad Pro)!

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