In our Steaming Body edition, you can show off your hottest skins and strut your stuff in front of all your new friends. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to join you in your virtual escapades. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /dft/ and let the fun begin!
Our “Too thicc edition” is not for the faint of heart – we’re talking about some seriously juicy content here, folks. From giantess roleplay to tentacle obsessions, there’s something for everyone on our server.
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Join us for the Cardio Bunny Edition, where we run around in Minecraft like maniacs while discussing our favorite fetishes. Want to talk about your love for llama roleplay? We’ve got you covered. Feel like sharing your obsession with slime blocks? We’re all ears. And when you need to release some tension, just hop on Discord and have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.
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Our server is known for its thick, wobbly, and meaty discussions that will leave you in stitches. From improper implications to downright outrageous stories, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
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In our Bubble gum butt edition, you’ll find yourself surrounded by giant bubble gum butts that you can bounce on like a trampoline. Trust us, it’s a buttload of fun!
But that’s not all, folks! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to steal your diamonds and leave behind a trail of glitter. So if you’re into spooky shenanigans and sparkly surprises, this is the place for you!
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| Server Name | A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door |
|---|---|
| Rules | No hacks and no x-ray |
| Server Type | Vanilla, Bedrock compatible |
| Plugins | Minimal for a true vanilla feel |
| AFK Kick | No |
| Vote to Win | No |
| Approved Clients | Vanilla and Optifine |
No, the only approved clients are vanilla and Optifine. Using any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.
Yes, we stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases.
Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent, you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.
You can connect to the server using the host: dontplaythisserver.com
Yes, you can check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!
No, there is no AFK kick on this server.