In our Steaming Body edition, you can show off your hottest skins and strut your stuff in front of all your new friends. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to join you in your virtual escapades. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /dft/ and let the fun begin!
Our “Too thicc edition” is not for the faint of heart – we’re talking about some seriously juicy content here, folks. From giantess roleplay to tentacle obsessions, there’s something for everyone on our server.
So why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who are just as kinky as you are? Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 69 in our server, you unlock a secret room filled with diamond-encrusted sex toys.
Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us on /dft/ and let your fantasies run wild!
Join us for the Cardio Bunny Edition, where we run around in Minecraft like maniacs while discussing our favorite fetishes. Want to talk about your love for llama roleplay? We’ve got you covered. Feel like sharing your obsession with slime blocks? We’re all ears. And when you need to release some tension, just hop on Discord and have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.
So why wait? Join us now and let your wildest fantasies run wild in the most absurd Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
Our server is known for its thick, wobbly, and meaty discussions that will leave you in stitches. From improper implications to downright outrageous stories, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces your weirdest kinks and encourages you to let your freak flag fly? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular member and loves to join in on the fun.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!
In our Bubble gum butt edition, you’ll find yourself surrounded by giant bubble gum butts that you can bounce on like a trampoline. Trust us, it’s a buttload of fun!
But that’s not all, folks! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to steal your diamonds and leave behind a trail of glitter. So if you’re into spooky shenanigans and sparkly surprises, this is the place for you!
So why wait? Join us at /dft/ and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies (trust us, you’ll need ’em).
| Server Type | Survival Multiplayer |
|---|---|
| Platform | Cross-platform (Java & Bedrock) |
| Features | – Custom items– Dynamic mechanics– Player-driven economy |
| Community | Friendly and welcoming |
| Events | Regular events and collaborative projects |
To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get whitelisted. Instructions for joining can be found on our Discord server.
Hobbitcoin is the currency used on our server’s player-driven economy. You can earn Hobbitcoin by participating in various activities on the server.
Our server offers a vanilla-inspired experience with the addition of custom items, dynamic mechanics, and a player-driven economy through plugins.
We welcome players who are 16-21+ years old, but everyone is welcome to join our server.
We are gearing up for Season 2 and will announce the start date on our Discord server. Stay tuned for updates!
We are particularly interested in bringing on dedicated players and content creators who want to be part of something long-term. If you’re a content creator, we’d love to have you on board!
Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will give you a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders. It’s a thrill like no other!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And don’t forget to tell your brother that mommy is ready for you… to join the fun!
On our server, you can build the biggest, baddest garage you want without any pesky neighbors encroaching on your space. No more late-night texts or early morning calls about parking disputes – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!
And if you ever encounter a virtual neighbor who tries to park in your virtual garage, just send them a friendly message with a link to our virtual parking space survey. They’ll quickly realize that there’s no room for drama on our server!
So come join us and leave the real-life parking problems behind. Build, explore, and park your virtual car with ease on our Minecraft server – because here, there’s always enough space for everyone (even if they’re pregnant and can’t fit)!