In our Steaming Body edition, you can show off your hottest skins and strut your stuff in front of all your new friends. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to join you in your virtual escapades. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /dft/ and let the fun begin!
Our “Too thicc edition” is not for the faint of heart – we’re talking about some seriously juicy content here, folks. From giantess roleplay to tentacle obsessions, there’s something for everyone on our server.
So why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who are just as kinky as you are? Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 69 in our server, you unlock a secret room filled with diamond-encrusted sex toys.
Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us on /dft/ and let your fantasies run wild!
Join us for the Cardio Bunny Edition, where we run around in Minecraft like maniacs while discussing our favorite fetishes. Want to talk about your love for llama roleplay? We’ve got you covered. Feel like sharing your obsession with slime blocks? We’re all ears. And when you need to release some tension, just hop on Discord and have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.
So why wait? Join us now and let your wildest fantasies run wild in the most absurd Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
Our server is known for its thick, wobbly, and meaty discussions that will leave you in stitches. From improper implications to downright outrageous stories, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces your weirdest kinks and encourages you to let your freak flag fly? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular member and loves to join in on the fun.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!
In our Bubble gum butt edition, you’ll find yourself surrounded by giant bubble gum butts that you can bounce on like a trampoline. Trust us, it’s a buttload of fun!
But that’s not all, folks! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to steal your diamonds and leave behind a trail of glitter. So if you’re into spooky shenanigans and sparkly surprises, this is the place for you!
So why wait? Join us at /dft/ and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies (trust us, you’ll need ’em).
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild llamas while trying to mine diamonds, or if you’re up for the challenge of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.
So come on, don’t be a square like a block of dirt – join our server and let the craziness begin!
Just like in the real world, sometimes things get heated over who gets the twin bed or the queen bed. But fear not, on our server, we have a fair and fun way to decide – rock paper scissors! No more arguments or tears, just good old-fashioned hand games to determine your fate.
Join us and witness the drama unfold as players battle it out for the best spots in our virtual realm. Will you be the champion of RPS and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be left crying to your friends about how unfair it all is? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky Minecraft server – where rock paper scissors reigns supreme!
First of all, we have a DLC that is so worth it, it will make your head spin. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – totally epic. And don’t even get me started on the Book. It’s not just any book, it’s a meme book that will have you laughing for days.
Now, Dwarf Fortress may not be welcome here, but who needs it when you have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods? These mods will make your Minecraft experience out of this world.
And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just check out our pastebin for a list of must-have mods. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
So come join our server, where the adventures are wild and the laughs are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a unicorn while battling a dragon. It’s all possible on our server!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where the leaves are made of crispy bacon strips.
So why join kanebros? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!
Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!
So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!
