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Slightly Chaotic 4b4t: Where Survival and Chaos Collide, Just like a Clown Car!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

4b4t Server Overview

Builders	4
Tools	4
Owner	JavaProject
IP	4b4t.ca
Version	1.20.6

4b4t is a premium anarchy server known for being one of 2b2t’s clones. Owned by JavaProject, a current Sysadmin for a tech enterprise, 4b4t stays up to date with a decent community, even if it is small. The server is homehosted on high-speed enterprise hardware utilizing folia to provide all players a great experience.

For more information, join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/gytRwnbae4

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 4b4t.ca
Who owns the server?	The server is owned by JavaProject, a current Sysadmin for a tech enterprise.
What version is the server running?	The server is running version 1.20.6

BlockHoarding Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you a hoarder at heart? Do you have a soft spot for old stuff with a history? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is like a virtual museum of memories, where you can hoard all the pixelated treasures your heart desires.

Join us and become the ultimate collector, building your own virtual empire of nostalgia. From ancient relics to modern masterpieces, there’s no limit to what you can hoard in our pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about running out of space – our server is like a bottomless pit of storage, so you can keep hoarding to your heart’s content. So come on in and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your hard drive space).

BeachBumBarefoot in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7694
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including naked beach parties! Join us for a chance to strip down and show off your blocky bod while building sandcastles and battling creepers in the nude. Who knew pixelated nudity could be so liberating?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!

SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive

Accountability, Apology, Baptism, Boundaries, Contention, dress, family, forgiveness, grudge, Household, overstepping, parenting, punishment, Religious, Respect, SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive, sister, Special

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of your little sister constantly stealing your stuff and not respecting your boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build giant walls to keep her out!

Imagine a world where you can dress up your character in your precious baptism dress and twirl around without fear of it being stolen by your sibling. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and set boundaries that will actually be respected.

Don’t hold pointless grudges in real life, come join our server and let the virtual world be your playground for sibling rivalry. Plus, we have a special “Twirl Around in Your Baptism Dress” event every Sunday! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PixelPajamaParty

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	50	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and ride on flying pigs to explore the far reaches of the server.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, ride on giant spiders as your trusty steed, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why sleep naked when you can join our server and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8562
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ores Mined:	7926
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Ores Mined:	5284
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	4892	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.