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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2685 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?
BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!