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KremlinCraft: No Cuts, Just Blocks

blocks, Cuts, defence spending, defense allocation, defense policy, defense strategy, denial, european union, foreign influence, international relations, KremlinCraft, military budget, military capabilities, military expenditure, Misinformation, national security, nato, Polish government, political tensions, Propaganda, Report, russia, SECURITY

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally insane, man. like, the polish government is all up in arms about some report saying they gonna cut 25% of their defense spending. but get this, they blaming it on russia, like what even, bro?

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server, where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house. we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds.

so, like, forget about politics and come join the fun. who needs defense spending when you got a diamond sword, amirite? come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

OverdraftCraft: No Pay on Holidays!

bank fees, Banking, banking policies, Banks, Federal holidays, fees, finance, financial institutions, financial services, holiday banking, holiday closures, holiday pay, holiday pay policies, holiday scheduling, holidays, money management, overdraft fees, OverdraftCraft, Pay, paycheck delays, paycheck processing, paycheck timing, paychecks

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	5237	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. u can ride on a chicken and shoot laser beams out of ur eyes. our diamonds are made of chocolate and creepers give u hugs instead of exploding. also, if u join our server, u automatically become best friends with Notch and get free pizza every friday. so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

DOZA Hardcore Minecraft Server

Adventure, Challenging, Community, competitive, DOZA Hardcore, Gaming, hardcore minecraft, hardcore mode, Minecraft, multiplayer, no cheats, No dupes, one life, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Realistic, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

A typical survival with one small thing… You have 1 life…There is only one rule – No cheats or dupes

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TempissCraft Minecraft Server

destroy, en3, fag enablers, forces, fuwamoco, Girls, Hires, hololive, Minecraft, Poisoning, puts, retard, Server, Shill, Show, SITS, skips, Stars, tempdiarrhea, tempiss, TempissCraft, tempoo, Venue, VID

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where we hire temps with explosive diarrhea, skip important events for random reasons, and put on shows in venues that can only fit 3,000 people!

But that’s not all – we haven’t killed off all the stars yet, and we even force our players to shill videos with stars on them. Plus, we have fag enablers who just can’t stop talking about how much they love faggots.

And don’t even get us started on our rival server, Niji shit. We don’t even know the names of those losers because we’re too busy causing chaos and mayhem in our own server. So come join us and be a part of the madness – who knows what outrageous adventures await you in our Minecraft world!

HungerCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, challenge, Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, Entertainment, funny, gameplay, Gaming, HG, humor, hungercraft, internet culture, Let’s Play, meme, Minecraft, popular culture, reaction video, Server, the hunger games, video game, viral

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the chaos and madness of our world, where anything can happen!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start throwing TNT at you! Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Yes, you heard that right, a CHICKEN with a TOP HAT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mystical creatures called the “First 24”, who are always causing trouble and chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their madness? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

CakeSmash Minecraft Server

AITAH, CakeSmash, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional outburst, emotional response, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, Guilt, household responsibilities, lack of apology, leaving my smashed cake on the ground, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, perfectionism, seeking forgiveness, seeking validation, self-care, Server, sibling dynamics

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	4359
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dropping cakes on the floor is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of chaotic kitchen mishaps and emotional meltdowns. Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good cry in the bathroom and have a knack for causing accidental messes.

Experience the thrill of being blamed for everything, just like in real life! Build your own virtual cake only to watch it fall to the ground as your fellow players shout at you for being “stupid and careless.”

But don’t worry, on our server, there’s always a chance for redemption. Will you stand your ground and demand an apology for your fallen cake, or will you run to the bathroom to cry it out like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and chaos of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. And remember, on our server, the messier, the better!

ShopTilUDropCraft

American Eagle, Bath and Body Works, boys trip, DAUGHTER, Fairness, family, Gifts, Gratitude, Happiness, Jealousy, Jeans, Mall, Mascara, Promotion, shopping spree, ShopTilUDropCraft, Siblings, Starbucks, Treats, Ulta, vacation

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Animals Bred:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating everyone equally… unless they’re on a boys trip to Michigan! Join us for a wild adventure filled with shopping sprees, Bath and Body Works candles, American Eagle jeans, and Starbucks runs.

Experience the thrill of getting your daughter everything she wants while your son is away, only to have him come back and throw a fit because he didn’t get anything. Will you choose sides in this epic family drama? Will you use your promotion for good or for chaos?

Join us now and navigate through the twists and turns of family dynamics in a world where even Minecraft can’t escape the drama! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

CraftySavings Minecraft Server

budgeting tricks, clever shortcuts, cost-effective solutions, CraftySavings, diy projects, efficient learning, financial literacy, frugal living, innovative techniques, life hacks, Minecraft, money management, money saving tips, practical knowledge, productivity hacks, Resourcefulness, Server, smart spending, thrifty tips, Time management, time saving hacks, unique skills, unusual skills

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret technique that allows you to find diamonds in just five minutes! How, you ask? Well, let’s just say our resident diamond expert, Diamond Dave, has a special connection with the diamond gods and can summon them at will.

But that’s not all! Have you ever wanted to fly in survival mode? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that gives you the ability to sprout wings and soar through the skies like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And don’t worry about falling to your death – our resident healer, Dr. Enderman, is always on standby to teleport you back to safety.

And if you’re tired of building the same old boring houses, fear not! Our server has a special building contest every week where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, once you see the amazing creations our players come up with, you’ll be inspired to build the Minecraft version of the Taj Mahal.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

PvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvP

Abuse, Atrocity, BETRAYAL, brutality, crime, Cruelty, Disturbing, Evil, harm, heinous, Horror, Inhumanity, perpetrator, PvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvP, Shocking.., Traumatic, unforgivable, Victim, violence, witnessed, worst thing

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	257
Magic Items Found:	4034	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Towns Built:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Have you ever witnessed someone build a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks just to flex on their friends? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic builds, and a community of players who are always up to no good (in the best way possible, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Battle of the Blocks” event, where players compete in epic PvP battles using nothing but…you guessed it, blocks! Will you be the last one standing on a tower made of obsidian? Or will you fall into a pit of lava while trying to build your way to victory? The only way to find out is to join us and experience the chaos for yourself.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, look no further! Join us today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and maybe even a little bit confused. Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

BolsonaroCraft: MoneyLaunderingFun

Accountability, bolsonaro, BolsonaroCraft, Brazil, charges, Corruption, criminal association, Ethics, ex-president, Government, indictment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, money laundering, MoneyLaunderingFun, Police, Political, scandal, sources, transparency

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mines Excavated:	3410	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got ex-President Bolsonaro playing with us, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret. he’s, like, totally into money laundering and criminal association, but, like, who isn’t, amirite? come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even learn some new tricks from our ex-president friend. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.