CraftyMuslims – a LOLzy Minecraft server where politics and jokes collide! Join now for non-stop fun! 🤣🕋

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8033

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we take seriously is having a good time! Want to know why Muslims can’t take a joke politically? Well, that’s because our server is so funny that even the most serious of players will be rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a pig flying competition every Tuesday), creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals, and our resident villager, Steve, is running for president (because why not?).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks, then come join us! Just be warned, our sense of humor may be contagious – but hey, laughter is the best medicine, right?

Cavern SMP VS Hypixel

adventure-filled, boundless creativity, Cavern SMP, community-driven, Custom Plugins, Diverse, dynamic challenges, Earth, earth mc, enjoyable gaming experience, friendly community, Hardcore, immersive gameplay, Innovative, interactive events, LGBT friendly, LifeSteal, minecraft network, prospering, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Unique, Vanilla, virtual world

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ores Mined:	1038
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crops Grown:	3790

Comparison Table

Criteria	Hypixel	Cavern SMP
Community Size	Large player base with millions of active players	Smaller community with a focus on quality over quantity
Gamemodes	Offers a wide variety of gamemodes such as Skyblock, Bedwars, and more	Mainly focuses on SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC, and SkyBlock
Quality of Gameplay	Highly polished gameplay experience with custom plugins and features	Provides a unique and innovative gameplay experience
Special Features	Constant updates, events, and mini-games	LGBT friendly environment, emphasis on player experience

FAQ

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base with millions of active players.

What gamemodes does each server offer?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of gamemodes such as Skyblock, Bedwars, and more. Cavern SMP mainly focuses on SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC, and SkyBlock.

Which server provides a higher quality gameplay experience?

Both servers offer a high-quality gameplay experience, with Hypixel having custom plugins and features, while Cavern SMP provides a unique and innovative gameplay experience.

What special features does each server have?

Hypixel constantly updates with events and mini-games, while Cavern SMP is known for being an LGBT friendly environment and emphasizing the player experience.

CraftyMiners – Noobs Welcome on Minecraft’s Coolest Server! Join now for epic adventures!

#CarDatabase, #Eternalpadretimeline, #FMWeekly, #ForzaGeneral, #MapGuide, #MusicStations, #OPtemplate, #VideoRecaps, Adventures, clubs, Communication, Community, COOLEST, CraftyMiners, Discord, emulation, Epic, forza, gameplay, Join, Media, Minecrafts, Noobs, Rivals, Server, Support, Xbox

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us on this wild adventure to the next dimension where eternal padre timelines await you.

Looking for some club action? We’ve got the “4cvg” club in FH4 and the legendary “4ch” club in FH5 – none in FM though, sorry to disappoint. But fear not, our communication channels will keep you entertained with lobby chat on the Xbox App and Discord discussions where you can ask for invites and share your gaming triumphs.

Rivals, ah yes, the thrill of the competition! Our FM Weekly starts every Sunday at 16:00 UTC, so mark your calendars and get ready to crush your opponents. And don’t forget to check out our community news and support pages for all the latest updates and assistance.

Emulation, gameplay, media – we’ve got it all! From FM and FH5 card databases to interactive maps and video recaps, our server is a treasure trove of gaming goodness. Need a break from all the action? Kick back and relax with our music stations for the ultimate chill vibes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters await you in this epic journey through the unknown. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!

The Real SMP: Where Spleef is serious, but parkour is just for laughs! Join now for chaos and fun with active staff and no claims!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	New Chunks Explored:	412242
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

The Real SMP Minecraft Server

Features	Description
	Server runs continuously with strong anti-cheat system
Player Shops	Create and design your own shop to sell items
Spawn Protection	Protected spawn area with permissions for building
Giveaways	Regular giveaways for players
Vanilla Plus	Choose between Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla gameplay
Event Hub	In-built network with fun minigames

FAQ

Why should I join The Real SMP server?

Your gaming needs are met with our stable and secure server. Join a vibrant community and enjoy features like player shops, spawn protection, giveaways, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join by using the IP: mc.therealsmp.com

Where can I find more information about the server?

Visit our website at therealsmp.com and join our Discord server here.

BoomerCraft: Your 28-Year-Old Self’s Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of adulting with no time for fun? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and slay dragons like it’s your full-time job!

Feeling a little lost and confused in life? Don’t worry, we have a dedicated team of virtual therapists ready to help you navigate through your quarter-life crisis while you slay cows and sheep for fun!

And if you’re worried about hitting that big 3-0 milestone, fear not! Our server has a fountain of youth built in where you can bathe in magical potions and reverse the aging process! Say goodbye to wrinkles and gray hairs, and hello to endless days of pixelated fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of adulthood! Let’s build a world where age is just a number and the only limit is your imagination!

Welcome to Primal Carrot! Where weapons are made of vegetables and the economy is as stable as a carrot’s root system.

Beta Phase, carrot, Carrots, Claims, Community, Custom Enchants, custom weapons, Developmental., Discord, Economy, Furniture, Hierarchy, Items, Lifestyle-plugins, Mods, new, Plants, Players, primal, Root, Server, smp, Social, Stable, System, Towns, VEGETABLES, weapons, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Ores Mined:	989	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Primal Craft SMP
Launch Date	07/04/2024
Features	Custom enchants, weapons, armor, plants, furniture, claims, lifestyle-plugins
Community	Active player-base, forming towns

FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is un-whitelisted.

Q: What can players expect on Primal Craft SMP?

A: Custom enchants, weapons, armor, plants, furniture, claims, and other lifestyle-plugins to enhance gameplay.

Q: Can players suggest changes or additions to the server?

A: Yes, the server is in a developmental beta phase and players are encouraged to provide input on the server’s direction.

Q: How can I join the server’s community and stay connected?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/YE2BDuj to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

BannedByMods – The Most Hardcore Minecraft Server Where Mods Don’t Give a (Censored) About Banning Recurring Offenders!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Emeralds Found:	2568
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Join our Minecraft server where our mods don’t give a hoot about banning those pesky recurring shitposters! They’re too busy chasing after the elusive diamond ores to worry about enforcing rules. And don’t even get me started on announcing sage, that’s a one-way ticket to ban town!

In protest, we’ve decided to flood the server with cute frogs to show those pesky mods who’s boss. They may try to reign us in, but we’ll just hop on over to another server and keep the meme alive. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make some ribbiting memories on our insane Minecraft server!

Just Vanilla MC

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.com

JustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 11 years.

Join our discord

https://discord.gg/gsWcJWw

Live mapmap.justvanillamc.com/

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Tank Top & Shorts’ Epic Minecraft Adventures: Golden Set Challenge Server!

#workout, Active, Adventures, athletic wear, athleticism, challenge, determination, Epic, Exercise, fashion, fit, FITNESS, Golden, healthy, Lifestyle, Minecraft, motivation, self improvement, Server, set, shorts, strength, Style, TANK, tank top, Top, wear

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where only the most buff and stylish players can survive! Join us if you think you have what it takes to rock the golden tank top and shorts that are rumored to give you super strength and agility. Legend has it that only those truly worthy can harness the power of this epic outfit and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter crazy challenges like battling giant chickens, racing against speeding creepers, and even facing off against a boss mob made entirely of diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on these ridiculous quests and emerge victorious?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, look no further! Join us and see if you have what it takes to don the golden tank top and shorts and conquer the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer. Oh, and did we mention there’s a secret disco party hidden somewhere on the server? Get ready to dance your blocky butt off!

Sepulchrum: Resurgence | Active Admins | Furry Friendly | LGTBQ+ | 16+

16+, Active Admins, building, Community, CONTENT, Contentcreators, Custom Items, Discord, Drug Empire, Faction Pvp, Furry, Furry Friendly, Geopolitical, LGBTQ, Lgbtqfriendly, Lgbtqsupport, lgtbq, Lore, Minecraft, multiplayer, nation, ONLINE, PvP, resurgence, Roleplay, Sepulchrum, Server, Shop, smp, Survival, TAVERN, Vtubers

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

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