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LOTRCraft NZ Dreamin’ Server

behind the scenes, cinematic history, Dreamin, fantasy films, film enthusiasts, film production, filming locations, iconic movies, iconic scenes, j.r.r. tolkien, lord of the rings, LOTRCraft, middle earth, movie buffs, movie filming, movie history, movie landmarks, movie locations, movie magic, movie trivia, new zealand, Peter Jackson, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7470	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

join this epic minecraft server where we recreate the entire lord of the rings world but with a twist! instead of fighting orcs and goblins, you’ll be battling giant chickens and evil bunnies!

imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or building your own hobbit hole with a secret entrance that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can hear the sound of orcs chanting in the distance, only to realize it’s just someone playing despacito on their jukebox.

come join us and experience the magic and madness of middle earth like never before. plus, we have free cake every friday! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

SageCraft: Ageless Adventures

Adventures, age, ageless, chemotherapy, Healthspan, Longevity, natural extract, polyphenol-rich, SAGECraft, Salvia haenkei, Senescence

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6700	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Crops Grown:	9432	New Chunks Explored:	318853

so, like, if u wanna live forever and be, like, super healthy and stuff, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got dis crazy extract from some plant called Salvia haenkei that will, like, make u live foreva and be super strong and stuff. like, forget about aging and all dat, just join dis server and u will be immortal, bro. plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other immortal peeps. so, like, why wait? join now and live forever, dude!

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

Baes, blocky, double standards, empowerment, enjoyment, feminism, Gender Roles, Intimacy, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, negative hormones, patriarchal beliefs, Pleasure, sacrifice, self worth, Server, sex, sexual satisfaction, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, whore moans, WOMAN

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	122	Runes Activated:	7
Star Shards Collected:	122	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the catch – the treasure was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who only moved to the rhythm of disco music!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into flying pigs who can soar through the skies and rain down bacon on unsuspecting mobs. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles using only their best block-building moves.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

AstaGhFiruLLaH_MiNeCrAfT_SmP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken wearing a top hat. Don’t ask questions, just go with it. Next thing you know, you’re in a heated dance battle with a group of creepers who have surprisingly good rhythm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava pits and giant slime blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you participate in llama parades, dance battles with creepers, and ride an underground roller coaster all in one day? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Join now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

DadBanned Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, cultural norms, DadBanned, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial independence, generational differences, Inheritance, Minecraft, office etiquette, parental approval, parental favoritism, professional boundaries, Resentment, Server, sibling communication, sibling rivalry, traditional values, workplace boundaries, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	3289
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and creativity!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream hospital without any pesky VIP patients making inappropriate remarks. Create your own school where the principal is always retired and the students actually listen. And don’t worry about inheritance drama, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds!

Join now and experience a world where you can kick out anyone who tries to crash your company fest, where in-laws are always invited and parents are always blocked on WhatsApp. Build your own family of blocky characters and show them who’s boss in this crazy, drama-free Minecraft server!

FakeMom’s Bday Bash – No Regrets

Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, Boundaries, Communication, fake behavior, fake friend, fake people, fake relationships, FakeMoms, family dynamics, friendship, god daughter, Honesty, loyalty, party etiquette, regrets, relationships, Respect, RSVP, social etiquette, step-daughter, Time management, Trust

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a breath of fresh air compared to dealing with fake friends like the ones in this story.

Join our server and leave all the fake drama behind. We promise that none of our players will ever RSVP to your events and then ghost you, or invite your ex to a party without your consent. Plus, we guarantee that our players will actually show up to your birthday parties!

Don’t waste your time with fake friends, join our Minecraft server and game on in peace. Who needs drama when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? See you in the game!

BlockyDateNight

BlockyDateNight, Chick Flicks, cinematic love stories, classic movies, comedy, Date Night Movies, Drama, feel-good films, films for couples, foreign films, heartwarming films, Indie Films, love stories, modern romance, movie night, must-watch movies, relationship movies, Romantic adventures, romantic classics, romantic comedies, timeless classics

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4166	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5226	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Emeralds Found:	4066	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Are you tired of boring old movie nights with your significant other? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for a romantic movie date night! Imagine snuggling up with your boo while watching the latest block-buster hit on our virtual big screen. And if you get bored of the movie, you can always go on a virtual adventure together and slay some virtual dragons. Who needs Netflix and chill when you can have Minecraft and thrill? Join our server now for a movie night experience like no other!

BorderWars Minecraft Server

border security, BorderWars, conflict escalation, defense tactics, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk incursion, military conflict, military defense, military incompetence, military intelligence, military invasion, military leadership, Military operations, military strategy, military weaknesses, Minecraft, Russian general, security breach, Server, Ukraine, weakened border defenses, WSJ reports

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian generals weakening border defenses for epic incursions like ukraine and kursk!!! WSJ reports all the craziness happening on our server, so you know it’s legit. join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and destruction, just like a russian general on the battlefield. let’s goooooo!!!

CraftyDiorBagLady

Asia, BAG, controversy, Corruption, CraftyDiorBagLady, criminal charges, Designer, DIOR, Ethics, fashion, first lady, Government, Handbag, investigation, Justice, Legal, luxury, News, Politics, scandal, south korea

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
New Chunks Explored:	163936	Emeralds Found:	1425

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than a kpop scandal! the first lady of south korea may not be facing criminal charges, but you can bet there’s plenty of mischief and mayhem to be had on our server.

build your own dior bag empire and rule over your fellow players with style and sass. start a scandal of your own or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold.

with crazy events like diamond heists and llama races, you’ll never be bored on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

BabyFoodGoneWild

additives, Baby Care, baby food, BabyFoodGoneWild, childhood obesity, children, diet, Feeding, Food Industry, grocery stores, health risks, infant health, nutrition, parental choices, preservatives, processed foods, regulations, study, Sugar, Unhealthy, US

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Villages Defended:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where baby foods are not unhealthy!!! we got all da best baby foods for u to eat while u play!!! our server is like a grocery store but way cooler cuz u can build stuff and fight zombies!!! trust me, u won’t find a better place to get ur baby food fix while gaming!!! plus, we have a secret underground baby food dungeon where u can find rare and exotic baby foods to munch on while u explore!!! don’t miss out on dis one-of-a-kind experience, join now and start snacking on some unhealthy baby foods in style!!!