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Crafty Cunts and Big Families Minecraft Server

big, big families, Birth Rates, child rearing, common, Crafty, cultural norms, cunts, families, family dynamics, Family Planning, family size, family size comparison, family size perception, family size preferences, family size statistics, family size trends, family structure, large families, Minecraft, modern families, population trends, Server, small families, societal expectations, traditional values

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Star Shards Collected:	151
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is a lonely only child? Well, come join us on our Minecraft server where big families are the norm! We’ve got so many siblings running around, you’ll never feel alone again.

Our server is like a virtual Brady Bunch on steroids. Need help building a castle? Just ask your 12 brothers and sisters for a hand. Want to go on a mining adventure? Grab your cousins and let’s go!

But that’s not all – we also have regular family reunions where we all gather around a virtual campfire and roast virtual marshmallows. And don’t even get me started on our epic family feud battles – nothing says bonding like a good old-fashioned PvP showdown with your relatives.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of having a big, dysfunctional family in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have siblings to drive you crazy?

Sony and Digital Foundry Minecraft Server

base PS5, cost, decision, Digital, Digital Foundry, final fantasy 7 rebirth, Foundry, hype, image quality, Improvement, Minecraft, performance mode, poor quality, PS5 Pro, resolution, Server, Sony, Square Enix, Tää, technological improvements, Technologies, upscaling

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Villages Defended:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like Sony hyping up the PS5 Pro? Look no further than our server! We promise to deliver image quality so poor, it’ll make you question if you’re playing on a PS4 or a potato. With our cutting-edge technology that Square Enix wishes they had, you’ll experience the true meaning of “what am I looking at?” Join us now for a gaming experience that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the respawn point!

Native Brazilian Minecraft SMP

Accents, American perspective, Brazil, Brazilian, Brazilians, comedy, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, foreign languages, language barrier, language learning, linguistics, meme, Minecraft, native, native speakers, portugal, Portuguese, second language, smp, stand up comedy, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a mix of Brazilians, Portuguese, and Americans all trying to communicate in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us for a chance to witness the chaos of language barriers like never before.

Our server is the perfect place for language enthusiasts who love a good laugh. Watch as Brazilians struggle to understand Portuguese, Americans show off their impressive language skills, and everyone just ends up in fits of laughter.

But that’s not all! We also have insane stories of players getting lost in the Nether, building giant statues of chickens, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry villagers. Join us for a wild ride of fun and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come on down and join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who knew language barriers could be so entertaining?

DadDebtRelief Minecraft Server

advice, back injury, behind on payments, cousin, DadDebtRelief, Economy, family, family savior, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, injured, lawyer fees, loan, Minecraft, Mortgage, mortgage payments, Prison, Rehab, Server, sister, stable employment, thrifty living

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Crops Grown:	7726
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with family drama like this!

Join us and escape the real world where your dad won’t be asking you for loans and your cousin won’t be taking advantage of you. Instead, you’ll be building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds.

Forget about mortgage payments and family feuds, on our server, the only thing you’ll be behind on is the latest updates and expansions. So come join us and let’s create a Minecraft family that’s drama-free and full of fun!

FoodieFiascoCraft

Apology, bbq, bologna, childhood friends, childhood memories, Communication, food preferences, food sensitivity, FoodieFiascoCraft, friendship, Guilt, hamburgers, Hot Dogs, kids party, misunderstanding, parenting, parenting challenges, party etiquette, picky eater, social etiquette, social gatherings

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3546	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Towns Built:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Are you tired of ruining kids’ lives with your innocent food jokes? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be ruining is your opponent’s chances of winning!

We have a special “Bologna vs. Hot Dog” mini-game where you can settle the debate once and for all. Choose your side and battle it out in an epic food fight like never before. Will you be the champion of processed meats?

But that’s not all, we also have a “Picky Eater Challenge” where you can test your skills at eating the weirdest Minecraft foods. From rotten flesh to spider eyes, can you stomach it all and come out victorious?

So come join us on our server and let’s make some hilarious memories together. And remember, no bologna allowed!

DisgustinglyDelicious | Minecraft SMP

culinary dislikes, culinary pet peeves, disgusting food, DisgustinglyDelicious, food aversions, food dislikes, food quirks, food revulsion, gross food, Minecraft, odd food choices, picky eater, smp, strange eating habits, strange food choices, uncommon food preferences, unconventional tastes, unique tastes, unpopular opinions, unusual eating habits, unusual food habits, weird food combinations, weird food preferences

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	77	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional taste buds? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your aversion to everyone’s favorite food! We’ve got a community of players who understand that not everyone wants to chow down on the same old boring dishes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through burps and farts – you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else! So come on over and show off your unique palate while exploring our crazy world filled with surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground lair filled with nothing but jars of pickles and anchovies!

CarbCraft: The Temptation Station

CarbCraft, Cheat Day, Cheat Meal, comfort food, cravings, diet, diet motivation, diet struggles, dieting challenges, discipline, emotional eating, food cravings, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, meal planning, mindful eating, nutrition, self-control, Station, temptation, weight loss, Willpower

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2641	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Are you tired of trying to resist the temptation of delicious food while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special feature that allows you to actually eat the virtual food in the game and still stay on track with your diet! That’s right, indulge in all the virtual cake, cookies, and steak you want without any guilt or calories! Join us now and satisfy your cravings without the consequences! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual food tastes even better than the real thing – you won’t be able to resist!

MidEastMayhem Minecraft Server

Bush administration, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Global influence, hands-off approach, international relations, intervention, MIDDLE EAST, MidEastMayhem, Military, Minecraft, non-intervention, Obama administration, Peacekeeping, Politics, regional stability, Server, strategy, SUPERPOWER, Trump administration, US

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	4450	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the US is so hands-off in the Middle East that they be playin Minecraft instead of dealin with all that drama. like, u can build ur own virtual oasis in the desert and trade diamonds for oil with other players. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and zombies while u plot ur world domination. join now before the US decides to actually do something in the Middle East and ruins all the fun!

OyoCraft: Motel6 Takeover

$525 million, Accommodation, Acquisition, budget hotels, business deal, corporate news, Economy, Expansion, Growth strategy, hospitality industry, Indian hotel operator, international business, Investment, lodging, market trend, Motel 6, Motel6, oyo, OyoCraft, real estate, TAKEOVER, transaction, travel accommodations

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE MOTEL 6 BUT WITH A TWIST. WE GOT INDIAN HOTEL OPERATORS RUNNING THE SHOW NOW AND THEY’RE BRINGING SOME SERIOUS PIZZAZZ TO THE TABLE. FOR JUST $525 MILLION, YOU CAN BE PART OF THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONDERFUL MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’VE EVER SEEN.

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE, ZOMBIES THAT TANGO, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE MACARENA. PLUS, OUR BUILDINGS ARE ALL MADE OF CANDY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD. JOIN US FOR A GOOD TIME, A LAUGH, AND MAYBE EVEN A FEW TEARS (BUT ONLY IF YOU’RE LAUGHING TOO HARD).

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY, KOOKY, AND DOWNRIGHT BONKERS MINECRAFT SERVER. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR YOUR MONEY BACK (JUST KIDDING, WE SPENT IT ALL ON DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED PIGS).

EnderHQ

Bedwars, city, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to EnderHQ!

Dive into an epic Minecraft adventure where your experience is our priority. At EnderHQ, you can expect:

Unique cosmetics to customize your character Custom working backpacks to enhance gameplay A main world that never resets, preserving your creations forever Player-owned plots to claim your space No pay-to-win content – everything can be earned in-game Quality support from our dedicated staff And so much more! Want to make an impact? Ready to play? Join our growing community today! Click the buttons below to visit our website and Discord.

We are currently in a WIP phase and are seeking new members to help shape the future of EnderHQ!

play.enderhq.com

TorrusWerkbank

Adventure, building, Community, cooperative play, Dynmap, Exploration, Interactive, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, real-time tracking, Relaxed, respectful environment, shaping server, Simpletpa, solo play, Survival, survival mode, survival server, Teleportation, TorrusWerkbank, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Star Shards Collected:	281
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	855	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to the TorrusWerkbank Survival Server!

Here you can experience classic Minecraft in survival mode without complicated extensions. Build, explore and survive alone or together with other players.

Features:

Dynmap: Interactive map for real-time location tracking (link to map, remove the “s” in “https”). SimpleTPA: Easy teleportation to other players. Why TorrusWerkbank? Enjoy Minecraft in a relaxed and respectful environment without annoying mods. Your ideas are welcome and everyone can help shape the server.

Join us and experience exciting adventures!

We look forward to seeing you!

TorrusWerkbank.ddns.net