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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6066 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 7088 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
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