> Wake Up Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Animals Bred:	31
Divine Spears Created:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

> Wake up in a world where your family is preparing an arranged marriage for you… to a creeper! Yes, you heard that right, a literal creeper. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape that explosive relationship and dive into a world of adventure and fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging marriage proposals from hostile mobs while building your dream base with your new blocky friends. Who needs a spouse when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side?

So say goodbye to boring arranged marriages and hello to a world where the only explosions you’ll encounter are from TNT cannons and creeper griefers. Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin!

RTXCraft Minecraft Server

16gb ram, 9fps, circa 2010 graphics game, computer components, Gaming, gaming experience, gaming problems, Gaming Rig, gaming setup, Graphics Card, graphics performance, Hardware, low frame rate, Minecraft, PC Gaming, performance issues, RAM, rtx 3060, RTXCraft, Server, system requirements, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato computer that can barely handle the game? Well, look no further because our server is equipped with an RTX 3060 and 16GB of RAM to give you the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us on our server where the graphics are so outdated, they’ll make you feel like you’re playing a game from 2010. But don’t worry, despite the low frame rate of 9fps, you’ll still have a blast trying to navigate through the pixelated world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in its lair. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously retro gaming experience that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether!

WallHitGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

Analysis, attraction, Behavior, Challenges, confusion, Cycles, DATING, emotions, Frustration, Girls, Hitting the Wall, introspection, Minecraft, Obstacles, patterns, Perspectives, Post-nut clarity, Psychology, relationships, smp, Timing, Understanding, WallHitGamerGirl

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Zombie Dances:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. Another player tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up half the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco party cave where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft parodies.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decision-making, then join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s not post nut clarity, but objectively, you’ll have the time of your life for some fucking reason.

SuicidalSteve – Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, healing, Hope, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, reaching out, Recovery, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, SuicidalSteve, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, support system, Therapy, therapy sessions

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Star Shards Collected:	85
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Void Armor Forged:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic llama races to the death!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own mafia and will stop at nothing to protect their precious egg empire. Join us if you dare to face off against these feathered fiends in epic chicken battles that will leave you clucking with excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world where the unexpected is the norm and where the question “What stopped you from killing yourself?” will be answered with “The thrill of facing off against llama parkour masters and chicken mafia bosses, of course!”

BlockPartyHaters

acceptance, Assertiveness, BlockPartyHaters, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, dealing with negativity, Diversity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, handling criticism, healthy relationships, mindfulness, Open-mindedness, personal boundaries, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Self-expression, tolerance

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of dealing with haters who can’t handle your fabulous Minecraft lifestyle? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special jail just for them! That’s right, we’ll lock those haters up in a pixelated prison where they can think about their poor life choices while you continue building your epic creations in peace. Join us now and show those haters who’s boss in the world of blocks!

ApologyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Void Armor Forged:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Enchantments Applied:	107
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

lol join our minecraft server cuz we give out $10 apology gift cards after global tech outages like wtf who does that??? also our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their toes. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it (maybe).

BlockyBaddiesEUdetained

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz we got FSB agents planning terrorist attacks in Ukraine and the EU detained on here. It’s like a real-life spy thriller but in Minecraft form, ya know? You can be all sneaky and stuff, trying to stop the bad guys from causing chaos. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours. So come on, join the madness and help save the world, one block at a time!

ShingleShotCraft – Stay Sharp & Craft On!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Crops Grown:	3696	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Votes:	8575	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Animals Bred:	151

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to dementia FOREVER! our new shingles vaccine will make your brain so sharp, you’ll be building castles in no time! forget about those boring servers, come to ours and live 164 days longer without dementia! who needs memory loss when you can have epic adventures in minecraft? join now and protect your brain cells while crafting your way to victory!

The Battle of the Snails: PvP, Civ Event, and a Side of Roleplay

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

World	Fractions	Event	Date
Split into two fractions	Phoenix Rising and Titan’s Wrath	Defend magical items, go to war	This Saturday

FAQ

What are the two fractions in the world?

The world is split into Phoenix Rising and Titan’s Wrath.

What is the objective of the event?

Each faction will defend their magical item and then go to war to capture the other team’s item.

How many lives does each team receive for their builds?

Each team will receive a number of lives for their builds to defend their item.

Can players request more lives during the event?

Yes, lives can be assigned to certain players upon request from the team leader.

What happens if a player loses all their lives before the great battle?

Players will be brought back to life for the fight with only one life, unless their team leader gives them more lives.

When is the event taking place?

The event will be happening this Saturday.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: minecraftevents.org or join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/QqBpFE867C

LandSwap Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Love Letters Sent:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Potions Brewed:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of getting replaced on your land like yesterday’s leftovers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will never be replaced! Unless, of course, you’re a chicken and we need some more feathers for our pillows. But hey, sacrifices must be made for a good night’s sleep, am I right?

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to give you unlimited food and make you the envy of all your friends. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a horde of evil bunnies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious vegetable.

If questing isn’t your thing, why not try your hand at our exclusive mini-game, “Sheep Jousting”? Grab a saddle, hop on a sheep, and charge headfirst into battle against your friends. The last one standing wins a lifetime supply of wool (Disclaimer: lifetime supply may vary depending on the lifespan of said sheep).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and never worry about being replaced on your land again. Unless, of course, you’re a sheep. In that case, all bets are off.

Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – Crafting Chaos with Fate/Grand Order NA!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	251	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Emeralds Found:	9734	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to summon Arctic Summer World creatures like Ibuki-Douji (Berserker) and Scathach-Skadi (Ruler) – they’ll bring the heat to your Minecraft adventures!

But wait, there’s more! How about a magical theme park in Chaldea where you can ride roller coasters with Lady Avalon and Ashiya Douman? It’s a summer extravaganza like no other!

And if you’re worried about materials and summoning, fear not! Our server has all the tools you need, from Servant Material Lookup to Coin Calculators. We’ve got you covered for all your FGO needs!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a summer like never before! Who knows, you might even find a hidden Drop Rate treasure or unlock the secrets of the Future Quartz! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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