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SmellCraft – What’s Your Scent?

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Potions Brewed:	115
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the air is filled with the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right – unicorn farts! Our server is so magical that even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the smell of rainbows and glitter. So come on over and join us for a whiff-tastic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

BrigadeCraft – Gear up or get creeped out!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

so, like, ukraine is all like “we need more military stuff” but they can’t even equip like, half of their brigades? lol what a fail, amirite? but like, on this epic minecraft server, you can totally be the hero ukraine needs! join us and help them equip all their brigades with diamond swords and enchanted armor! show zelenskyy how it’s done, yo! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan epic battles against the evil mobs and stuff. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever! #ukraine #minecraft #diamondswordsarelife 😂🤣🤪

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where Femhumies roam free and rule the land! We have a special edition just for Femhumies where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the world!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret war brewing within the server that will keep you on your toes. Join a faction and fight for glory and honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special invite to the NA WoWg community where you can join the X-faction and dominate the virtual world. Plus, our EU guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, on Argent Dawn is always looking for new members to join their crazy adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bee nice to other busybodies as you embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Bzzbzz!

Grotesquerie Minecraft SMP Countdown

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players have to navigate through a maze filled with exploding pigs and lava traps to win a prize of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FiredCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where interacting with new players may result in them getting fired… from the game! Just like how Zack and Dana were let go after crossing paths with our new player, you too can experience the thrill of unexpected consequences in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos, where asking for extra resources may lead to unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with a fellow player over virtual towels!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the cutthroat world of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this game, there are no guarantees – except for a good time filled with laughter and outrageous stories. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our crazy virtual universe!

MommaBan Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to escape the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be yourself. Plus, we promise not to judge your body or your baby-watching decisions like some people in real life do.

Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what their mother-in-law thinks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Instant Cure City

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

join dis epic minecraft server where u can cure ur colds and headaches with advanced tech!!! no more lame excuses for canceling plans, just hop on da server and feel better instantly!!! we got magical potions and healing spells dat will make u feel like a superhero!!! come join da fun and never worry about being sick again!!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from da zombie apocalypse, cuz u never know when dat sh*t gonna go down!!! so join now and be prepared for anything!!! #curemyheadache #zombiebunkerparty

Under Construction Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Towns Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself asked for an invite (we said no because he’s a total party pooper).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can bust a move with skeletons and zombies who have killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, not literally…we hope). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends.

Zero Blu-ray Box Minecraft SMP: Aldnoah New Episode

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	206
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Votes:	1417	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual rollercoaster ride! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that can only be accessed by doing the Chicken Dance in real life while playing the game. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a build-off every full moon. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of golden apples. If you lose, well, let’s just say you don’t want to lose.

3. We have a hidden dimension called the Potato Realm where everything is made out of potatoes. Want a potato pickaxe? Done. Potato armor? You got it. Potato pets? Absolutely.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures of your virtual life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled EP24.5: Fragments of Rain -The Penultimate Truth- episode while mining for diamonds. 😉🥔🎉 #PotatoPower

OverworkedOcelot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	111	Divine Spears Created:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchantments Applied:	174
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Looking for a place to escape the real world and let loose in a virtual one? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be overwhelmed with is the amount of diamonds you’ll find! Our server is the perfect reset button for when life gets too stressful.

Need a break from your annoying boss? Come build a castle and pretend they’re the evil dragon trying to take it down. Sick of your noisy neighbors? Take out your frustrations by creating elaborate redstone traps to prank your fellow players.

And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our weekly “Hunger Games” style events where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (not redeemable in real life, sorry). So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).