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SpergCraft: Where Howard’s meltdowns are just part of the fun!

Affair, Cases, cocaine, counsellor, Drugs, Fun, howard, Howards, Job, MELTDOWNS, part, Safe, Sandpiper settlement, SpergCraft, sperged out, SUPREME COURT, Tantrum, vending machines

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Farms Harvested:	204	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Howard on cocaine? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like Howard’s wife having an affair while he’s busy filling vending machines. Join us for a Sandpiper settlement-themed adventure where the Supreme Court might just toss out your case if you’re not on drugs. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos, join our server now!

PresidentialShockerLOLZ

#classified information, #revelation, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, Deception, Government, hidden agenda., national security, Political, power, Presidential history, scandal, scandalous revelation, shocking discovery, shocking secret, shocking truth, U.S. president, White House

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Step right up, folks, to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the most shocking secret revealed about a U.S. president on this server. Turns out, old George Washington himself was actually a secret ninja who fought off the British with his mad skills and a trusty diamond sword. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln – rumor has it he could summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his top hat! So if you want to uncover the wildest presidential secrets and maybe even learn a few ninja moves yourself, join us on this server now!

Alpine-Craft

alpine-craft.us.to:25568, AlpineCraft, Auctionhouse, Customenchants, EarlyDevelopment, Economy, Homes, Ip:, Jobs, Landclaims, MCMMO, Minecraft, Playershops, Playerwarps, Rtp, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Towny, Voterewards

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	124	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

New Minecraft Economy SMP Server! – CUSTOM ENCHANTS – Vote Rewards! – Jobs! – AuctionHouse! – Player Shops! – Player Warps! – Land Claims! – Homes! – RTP! – MCMMO! – Streamers! And Much More To Come! Server Is Still In Early Development Server IP: alpine-craft.us.to:25568

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Childhood Bops MC

Anime, anime opening, anime theme song, bops, butterfly, Childhood, childhood favorite, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, Favorite, favorite song, japanese, long trail tag, Memories, Music, music from childhood, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, Opening Theme, sentimental, theme song

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical journey through your favorite childhood memories! Imagine logging in and being greeted by a giant butterfly flying around, singing the opening theme song from your favorite childhood show! And that’s just the beginning.

Join our server and experience crazy adventures like riding unicorns through rainbow forests, battling evil dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a castle made entirely out of candy! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, click that link and join us today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal that leads to a land where all your childhood dreams come true!

Left or Right? Minecraft Madness

Choices, choose, choose wisely, choose your destiny, choose your path, Crossroads, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, Direction, fork in the road, left, left or right, left or right turn, madness, Minecraft, navigation, Options, paths, right, uncertainty, Which way

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3895	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t believe in rules! Want to build a giant toilet castle? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to do whatever the heck you want in the world of Minecraft. Choose your path – will you go left and discover a land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs? Or will you go right and find yourself in a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can eat your way to victory?

But beware, on this server, the mobs are not your typical Minecraft mobs. You might come across a zombie riding a unicorn or a skeleton playing the accordion. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles – let’s just say you might find yourself facing off against a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, left or right, the choice is yours – but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

BoobieCraft

bazookas, boobies, boulders, Bust, euphemism for bosom, euphemism for breasts, euphemism for chest, favorite boobs, fun bags, Girls, Honkers, Hooters, jugs, knockers, melons, RACK, sweater puppies, Tatas, Twins

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8678	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack creativity and excitement? Join our wacky server where we refer to boobs as “jubblies” and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Melons hidden deep within the land! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a titillating adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft Mania

art, Community, creativity, digital art, exhausted, funny, furry art posting, Gaming, humor, illustration, internet culture, Mania, meme, Minecraft, obligatory, ONLINE, PEPEGA, sleep deprived, social media, streaming, tired, twitch

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8079
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8641	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you furry art enthusiasts out there. Why? Because we have a designated gallery where you can post all your amazing furry creations for everyone to admire. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking animals who use their magical powers to keep the server running smoothly. So come join us and unleash your inner furry artist while uncovering the mysteries of our enchanted server!

IsraeLOL Conquered Yet? Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conquered, Diplomacy, gaza, History, international relations, Israel, Israeli, IsraeLOL, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, peace process, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, War, West Bank

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magic Items Found:	2493	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles where the winner gets to ride a dragon into the sunset. Want to know if Israel is conquered yet? Well, on our server, anything is possible – you might just find yourself leading an army of chickens to victory!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is considering retirement. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few TNT explosions).

Crafty Advice: Wish u Knew at 20

Adulthood, advice, Experience, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

At our Minecraft server, we provide the ultimate life advice that will blow your mind and make you wonder why you didn’t join sooner! Picture this: at age 20, you are transported to a magical land filled with wise old villagers who will shower you with life-changing wisdom while mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, you won’t find this level of enlightenment anywhere else! Join now and level up your life while leveling up in-game. Because who needs real-world advice when you have a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility?

IsraelCraft

arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, Conquered, Diplomacy, gaza, History, international relations, Israel, IsraelCraft, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, occupation, peace process, Politics, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory, united nations, War, West Bank

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4102	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we are on a mission to conquer Israel in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a team of highly skilled players who have been training for this moment their whole lives. We have secret weapons, like diamond pickaxes that shoot fireballs and armor made of enchanted chicken feathers.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the desert, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our quest to conquer Israel in Minecraft and become a part of the most outrageous adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky pixels.