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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 1982 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 111 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
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